(Pronounced: sh-wan)

Thank you to all kind people who were nice enough to visit my profile.

If you like my stories, check out my Fan Fiction account under the same name. Summaries of those stories are at the bottom.

I've also got a YouTube account under the username HolyFusionBlade (I know, but I couldn't think of anything else.)

Feel free to use any of the ideas below! I'd love to see other stories like them!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Welcome to the First Legion of Jelly Crabs

Please wait while the Jelly Crab Senate convenes

Your fate has been decided

Prepare to Jellied

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Florence and the Machine- The Angel and the Machine

I am Schwan, the Emotional Breakdown Kid.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

"We crash English trucks on Fridays!"

This has been a message from ETCA. (English Truck Crashing Association)

Fiction Press

One-shots:

Surviving the Impact: Escaping the South Tower

Current Stories:

The Prime Univerm

Friday the 13th

Titania: The Fairy Queen

The Phoenix Lineage

Planned Future Stories:

Project Achilles- A boy is given the power of the Greek Gods but escapes his captors and must survive on his own.

The Colors of Invar- In a post-dystophian world, a girl discovers her new powers in a world where everyone has strange abilities.

Planned Sequels:

The Dark Univerm- Sequel to the Prime Univerm.

The Spirit Univerm- Sequel to the Dark Univerm.

Ideas:

Mirror, Mirror- Mirrors hold much more than humans believe. In reality, they are bridges between two dimensions, and one boy is about to save that bridge...

The Five Wolf Siblings- It isn't called a Werewolf for nothing. And where is only one of the five W's.

Fanfiction

One-shots:

Easy To See- Most hiss words of "Fox Demon" his way while others freeze and shiver in terror. Whispers of "Snake Mistress" surround her as she passes by. Words of "Fox Demon" and "Snake Mistress" overlap in a flurry of whispered malice. The hate and fear become stronger than before, almost tangible. Their eyes meet.The connection is made.A oneshot about the similarities between Naruto and Anko.

The Three Rules- "Lady Tsunade!" Sakura sobbed. "Please listen to me! Rule number one: don't close your eyes, Lady Tsunade!" Sakura never thought the day would come when she would see her mentor lying on the ground, the life slipping out of her as she watched. One-shot.

Current One-Shot Series:

Myths and Legends- Every person has a story, a myth or a legend. Everyone has a life to be told; feelings to share, memories to forget, secrets to keep. Everyone has a story, and they're right here. A series of one-shots about each character of PJO and HoO.

100 Lies- He fed her countless lies, and she trusted him countless times. When she was with him, her emotions swayed endlessly. She wasn't sure of what to believe. All she recieved from a rare chance some would die for was a world of pain worse than death itself. 100 one-shots about the relationship between Anko and Orochimaru.

Current Stories:

The Last Earthbender-The Water Tribe is taking over the world in the Hundred Year War. Earthbenders are extinct,and only Ba Sing Se remains of the Earth Kingdom. The Air Nomads and Fire Nation are struggling to defend themselves from the Water Tribe's attacks. The Avatar is dead,having died as a water bender only twelve years before. But what happens when Zuko and Azula find a girl named Toph Bei Fong?

The 81st Hunger Games: Dead Silence - Katniss and Peeta are alive,but no uprising occured.Both Jack and Rin's little siblings are reaped,and when they volunteer,they find themselves fighting for their lives in the 81st Hunger Games as District 12's tributes.As they create a huge alliance with others,Jack meets Urea, a myterious girl from District 4.These games will be very different...First story in the Silence Trilogy.

Linked: The Rookie Nine -An accident with the Mind Transfer Jutsu during Sakura and Ino's fight creates a telepathic link between the Rookie Nine. Emotions and secrets explode into the open as chaos and confusion ensues. Sasuke's walls never seem to go down, Sakura's inner is causing mayhem, and Naruto's host doesn't like any of this at all. This cannot be good. Inspired by the Dark Visions Series.

The Nonex Cure- Thomas is kicked into the Nonex, a space between the Realities and the Borders themselves. He finds Tick, Jane, and Chu there; haters of each other somehow working together. Will the Gladers find the Cure? Will Thomas, Tick, Jane, and Chu get out of the Nonex? SPOILERS for Maze Runner, Scorch Trials, Journal of Curious Letters, Hunt for Dark Infinity, and Blade of Shattered Hope.

Anko Mitarashi: The Apprentice of Orochimaru- The night of the attack of the Nine-Tailed Fox, a Ten-Tailed Wolf also appeared. Years later, she was injured beyond repair, both perhaps physically and mentally. But she would stop him. She would make sure he never did those things to anyone else ever again. She would kill him, no matter what it took.

Ruin: Fokner's Rule- Ruin. That is what my life has become. My family: dead. My mentor: hunted. My friends: none. My kingdom: ruins. He took it all from me, and I'm determined to get it back. My name is Aerin, and I'm done waiting.

The Big Three Corps- Thalia was not the first child of the broken oath. The oath had been broken within a year's time. Afraid of another World War, the Olympians agreed to band together the children of the Big Three to create a team of elite warriors. The Big Three Corps.

Time Riders: Some Other Time- Maddy decides to stop 9/11 just this once, even if it will only last for a couple of hours. But is that really true? Set during the first book.

The Six Sides of Reality-The 13th Reality. Percy Jackson and the Olympians. The Maze Runner. Erec Rex. The Heir Chronicles. The Stoneheart Trilogy. They all come together now. War has started, and it's time for these loved characters to save the Six Sides of Reality.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Arena Style-The characters of Percy Jackson and the Olympian and the Heroes of Olympus come together to battle! And the best part? You-the readers-get to choose who fights! Just review! Important rules and guidelines are in the first chapter. Be sure to read them!

The Blade of Dark Matter- Mistress Jane is prisoner in the Realitants headquarters and is having second thoughts. Tick has been melded with Dark Infinity. Worse, Frazier is ruling the Thirteenth Reality, and is posed to destroy every last Reality. My version of the Blade of Shattered Hope.

Unbendable- After getting back her bending, Korra makes a strange decision: she joins the Republic City Police Force. And just as any rookie in the field, she needs to serve under a trainer during her first year. Now everyone else is wondering: when did Korra and her trainer, Chief Lin, become so close? More importantly, why was there an assassination attempt on Korra's life? NOT Korra/Lin.

Of Demons and Fairies- Mavis is a half-blooded fairy-human. Zeref is a hybird demon-human. Both are outcasts. Both are mages. Both are in love. Both are revered as gods. Darkness and Light battle each other in a war of love and magic. The story of the two greatest mages in history is one of pain and tragedy and sacrifice, one not soon to be forgotten by its subjects. Based off of the Hanging Tree.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

This has been a word of widom from the Preator of the First Legion of Jelly Crabs