Far away, in a place called California, lives a teenage girl who's terribly infatuated with llamas. I go by many names since people have a hard time pronouncing my real name, so they came up with many bizarre nicknames such as Jeffeh or Lamp Potato. Annoyed with all the mix-up, I renamed myself, unofficially of course, to Taffeh. Oreos and Coke Zero are a must in my diet and I'm married to my laptop. My tumblr is basically like my own child, and the world may possibly end on my birthday. I call everyone dude no matter what gender, and if I try to brofist you, you better brofist back.

And there you have it. Welcome to my FictionPress account.

xHaiku dedicated to me way back when I didn't delete them.