Bushwah
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since: 02-22-12, id: 827574, Profile Updated: 02-16-13
Author has written 21 stories for Humor, Life, Mythology, Thriller, Biography, Spiritual, Horror, Fantasy, Song, Supernatural, Romance, and Sci-Fi.

I moved Stories of Calsi'o to Booksie. Sorry guys, though, I think it's still on hiatus. I'm deleting what's left of the version on this site. My pen name is Bushwah there too, and in case someone's reading this after it no longer matters, it's identically structured to this one and my FanFiction account.

These are the summaries that haven't yet been written and probably never will be:

What Makes A Hacker: (tentative name) In a futuristic human society, a team of researchers create an electronic genius named Savior to calculate the best course of action for an environmentally stable future. The result is beyond anyone's darkest nightmares. Savior's conclusion is that the Earth cannot survive the predations of a semi-intelligent race. Humanity is locked in a ferocious battle with an implacable foe that aims to destroy its very soul... *Extension of "A Safe Beginning"*

A Well Illuminated World: A group of people - the titular Illuminati - rule the world from four-dimensional computers that can be mentally accessed from any point on Earth. They are the ultimate administrators of all that occurs in a largely Internet-based society. Until one of their computers is stolen - by a thirteen-year-old amateur Python programmer. *Self insert.*

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1. never said yes, never said no
He never said yes, he never said no. Never tried to stay, never tried to go.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Published: 3-17-13 - Complete
2. similar
So many similar things, but nothing quite the same.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Published: 3-17-13 - Complete
3. To Understand
He is a well-meaning but misguided dictator. She is a voice in his head. She tries to teach him the complex language of metaphor, but he doesn't see why she's teaching him. As it becomes increasingly clear that he will never understand, how long does she dare risk her life keeping the secrets behind the lessons? And to what lengths will he ultimately go in his quest to understand?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Published: 2-18-13 - Complete
4. Fox »
Interdimensional beings having a conversation in a fleeting human form. An apology, and its rejection. The Fox, and her regrets.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 312 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 1-29-13 - Complete
5. First I Pretend
First I pretend/And then I lie/About what's all around me/First I don't know/Then I don't care/I don't care how you found me. An original love song, and no, I don't have a significant other for this to be about.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 2-9-13 - Complete
6. Number Untitled Forty Four
What is this elusive sound, the most beautiful thing that Mike has ever heard? Drabble, post-LW.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 2-3-13 - Complete
7. A Well Illuminated World
Oneshot. Not my best work. Felt I had to post after reading a bunch of Illuminati and hacker-ethos related documents. A girl named Yuri Arakero finds a computer on the street one day. Then it starts talking to her...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Published: 2-3-13 - Complete
8. POV: The Princess » reviews
Sometimes I wonder why the girls are still with me, if they hate me so. Then I look up, and find Rachel holding one of her knives. Glaring at Georgia. Hatred binds, after all, far more often than it releases. *Sort-of-complete. Working on sequel.* KO is pronounced "kay-oh".
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-13 - Published: 11-19-12 - Complete
9. never forget reviews
Never forget that while I'm here/I'll come to you when you appear/To think that I am nowhere near/I am your fear.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-13 - Complete
10. Choices » reviews
A girl's decision. Written for English. Teacher LOVED it... can't figure out why. He's usually really strict and I didn't even like this much.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-15-12 - Published: 5-12-12
11. 333
Write or Die, kamikaze, by Dr Wicked. 333 words. 10 minutes. Nothin' else to say.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Published: 8-1-12 - Complete
12. A Safe Beginning reviews
*Harold Dane put his head in his hands and sighed. "Don't tell me it's gotten smarter again."* Harold and his research team have made an intelligent computer. They haven't thought, however, about what an intelligent computer would do...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete
13. Life Is Hard » reviews
Poems. Some of these were on an Eragon fanfiction site, but aside from a chapter title, nothing really resembles Christopher Paolini's stuff. The others are completely mine.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 3-4-12 - Complete
14. Transyldoria
A cult called Transyldoria is committing crimes with impunity. A woman proves this to her guest with a few well-aimed Net searches. However, in interfering with the Transyldorians, someone may be getting more than they bargained for...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete
15. The Chaos of War reviews
My name is Hasamari Sujamarca, and I have been sentenced to death.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-12 - Complete
16. The Guardian reviews
It's rated M not because of language, or anything of that nature, but because it is the creepiest poem I have ever read or written. It's under Horror for good reason. Read at your own risk, and don't forget to REVIEW!
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-12 - Complete
17. Harai reviews
The thoughts of a girl participating in a womanhood ceremony. One-shot.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-12 - Complete
18. Saturday Morning Dead reviews
A transcript from a very strange show.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-12 - Complete
19. Silver Dagger, Iron Ring »
From torment to recovery with good grammar and spelling. Complete summary is first chapter, skip if you don't want to hear. Second person. May affect those susceptible to emotion transfer from books. Rated M. Warning - torture. Don't like, don't read.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,718 - Updated: 5-10-12 - Published: 5-8-12 - Complete
20. Farica the Mystic
A mother tells her daughter a story about the founder of her religion - a story she has heard a thousand times. One-shot.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Published: 4-29-12 - Complete
21. Translation Amalgamation » reviews
I ran these through Google Translate, through Dutch, German, Russian, Armenian and others, then fixed grammar and plot. The first one I wrote in English, and all the others are derived from it - like a picture of a picture of a picture, et cetera.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-12 - Published: 2-26-12 - Complete