Author has written 11 stories for Action, Romance, General, Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, and General.
Random shizz bout me that I doubt anybody (save for a stalker of some kind) gives a flying fuck about:
Name: RT is how to pronounce it, I think. Yes, I'm not even sure how to pronounce my own name...
Likes: Food, sleep, sugar, reading, music, internet, rain, lightning, storms in general, my beanbag (its red and has dog ears and a dog nose and eyes and I instantly thought of Clifford when I saw it), night, dusk, the dark in general, climbing random shizz, doing stupid stunts, being an idiot
Dislikes: School, work, seafood, piano, my sister (usually), french class
Personality: Lazy-ass mofo who has an extremely low attention span and gets distracted way too easily (just realized that those two are practically the same thing...). Curses like a drunk pissed off sailor on a regular basis and gets into a shit ton of trouble because of the non-existant filter between my brain and mouth. I'm ridiculously accident prone and have tripped, crashed into, broken way too many things to count while doing absolutely nothing. Completely unable to study for anything, the one time I did, i ended up going almost temporary blind with these weird stars or something fuzzing my vision and giving me a fucking horrible headache. I practically put the 'pro' in procrastination/procrastinate/procrastinator. Oh and I'm a nyctophiliac! YAY there's a word for my love of darkness!
Traitor: A one-shot that was my first posting here. Really, really bad, but up as comparison and weird kind of sentimental stuff that I'm not that sure of.
Flattery or Bribery?: One-shot, completely unrealistic but a fun quick write.
Should Have Been Mine: One-shot, written for a contest thingy on another site I've only recently begun to attempt to use along with FP among others.
Loading: 55 words or less short story written in the perspective of a loading bar. Loading bars have feelings too.
The Angel and the Devil: This was a homework assignment for English (that my teacher has yet to mention again...) that was a response to the question: "How does ambition and power affect individuals?". So yup.
Mind of a Dark Angel: Short poem thing that is slightly dark. A random *zap* when having the dreaded writer's block.
Poems N' Stuff: Collection of poems, most of which I wrote in my creative writing class and had to submit during a poetry project. It includes Welcome One, Welcome All if you saw it before.
Delayed Glossophobia: A presentation poem I had to write and read out loud to my creative writing class. Problem? (I can't see/hear/say that word without thinking of the troll meme) I hate public speaking... Enjoy my misery.
Kidnapped, Again: My first legitimate story that has an actual plan and everything. I still don't believe I actually finally committed to something for a long period of time. IT IS COMPLETE
Hybrid: My first ever NaNoWriMo story! Was painstaking to write but I achieved my goal of 30,000 words and am now finishing it up with editing though it will probably take awhile. COMPLETE!
Why Me?: The mafia, Italian jerks, jealous snobs, skateboarding delinquents, the ever present baddie and quite a bit of cursing in both Italian and English. Updating will not be as regular, so um, hang tight? It will be finished eventually, that I promise on my love for the internet and food.
13/10/12: Updates for KA are going to be slow now...sorry. I'm getting stuck and school is being the mother of all bitches. I'll still try to get out the usual chapter on Friday, but if it doesn't turn up then every other Friday, and if THAT doesn't turn up, as soon as possible. Just a few more chapters to go and I get writer's block and shit ton of projects and homework...just my luck. Chapter 21 is a little more than 1/2 way done and I'll put that out asap.
21/11/12: That numbers are symmetrical! that's just cool. Anyway, KA is almost done, but I don't know when I'll be able to put up the final chapter cuz of exams, homework and nanowrimo. After November is over, I'm going to put up Hybrid (my nanowrimo story) over a length of time. Also, I am finally putting up the poetry collection I mentioned a long time ago. Just look up.
1/2/13: Ehehe... I can explain...kind of. Why Me? has been abducted by the Writer's Block Legion and stored away in the center of the deepest, darkest, most complex labyrinth of their main HQ code named "School". I have only just (more or less) successfully gone through the "English Discussion Project" section in the "Homework" sector. To further stall my progress, little "Ideas" have cropped up along my path, distracting and redirecting me away from the location of Why Me? to follow paths that lead to the "Distractions" sector of the "New Unrelated Ideas" building that neighbors "School". So yeah. Don't expect regular, weekly updates. I'll try and get at least one a month, maybe two? (Now watch me jinx myself and suddenly pump out three chaps in the next two weeks. But now I've just jinxed that and it's a never ending cycle of self-jinxing...)
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