Author has written 3 stories for Life, and Fantasy.
I'm Anna. Have fun.
About me: Female. Freshman in high school. I like superhero stuff?
Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything, but they make you laugh when you push them down a flight of stairs
Christmas is cancelled. apparently you told Santa you were good all year. He died laughing
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
My Favorite funny quotes:
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"
"Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?""
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book"
"Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those who never quit and never win are idiots."
"Whoever said that nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door."
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
"Angry people need hugs "
"Uhh... Hold on, let me get back to you after I make up a good comeback."
"I'm not good in advice; would you settle for a cup of tea and a sarcastic comment?"
"No, I won't go to Hell! Apparently, you've already been there and made the Devil commit suicide just by looking at you."
"The angels said I cam from heaven; yet the Devil says I'm his niece. Weird huh?"
"I am the future of your death. Be afraid. Be very afraid."
"Smile, it makes people run away from you."
"Congratulations! You had just managed to piss me off!"
"Sarcasm is for losers... Oh wait."
"Bite me... On second thought, don't."
"I swear to God that it's not my fault that i lost grip... It was my hand's."
"Here, let me help you into something more comfortable; how about a coma?"
"I'm smiling... That alone should scare you."
"Smile, it makes people think that you're up to something."
"Be optimistic; all the people that you hate will die someday."
"He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor."
"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super."
"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think that you look funny on a horse."
"Anything you say can and will be misquoted against you"
"I played golf... I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying."
"It's sad and upsetting when you see someone crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny"
"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."
"Get your facts first,then you can distort them as you please."
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name it will carry."
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"I never said most of the things I've said."
"I wear a necklace, cause I want to know when I'm upside down."
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect."
"God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt."
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
"God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I’m hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal."
"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand."
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
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