imyandere
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since: 03-04-12, id: 829237, Profile Updated: 03-06-13
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Author has written 43 stories for General, Friendship, and Love.

Hi! I'm a random, totally crazy otaku!! :)

Story behind Name:Since whenever I *finally* decide I have a crush on someone, I become...obsessive, I jokingly(or not so jokingly) refer to myself as yandere.

Yandere(definition taken from tvtropes! not mine): refers to a character who is crazy about someone else. Literally.The character almost always appears perfectly cute and harmless on the surface... but underneath they may be obsessive, controlling, and sometimes just plain insane. Woe to anyone who happens to be the object of their often genuine affection.it comes in two flavors:

Possessive: This type of Yandere is so in love with their crush that (s)he's willing to kill their beloved to prevent other love interests from taking him away from him/her. Severed head in a bag? Fair game.

Obsessive: This type of Yandere is willing to kill off their competition so (s)he can be closer to their loved one.


I also write fanfiction! My ff name is hetalia is LOVE.

Also, follow me on tumblr!! all-the-hetalia-feels.tumblr.com.


Epic Quotes(some of which are from Hetalia)

"I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

"It's okay! I'm American!" (America)

"Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him." (Britain)

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" (Romano)

"This is war! And you're wearing a caaaaape?!" (America & Britain)
"It's a cloak, no?" (France)


"When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust." (Russia)

"Kawaii aru" (China)

"You're wrong! There's no one inside. Do not open the box!" (Italy)

"Whoa, ice cream?! I'm totally coming over there to hug you!" (America)

"I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face." (Russia)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile.(cough, i'm looking at ALL OF YOU!)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile. (Hint: initials are AG and JE...and GK)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever misspelled your own name, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. (But flames don't make me smile. Don't flame!)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Tate, this is you.)


f you have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile. (I have one of the worst kinds: OOAPHFS(Over-Obsessive Axis Powers Hetalia Fangirl Syndrome))


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (natural blonde highlights)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems(it depends who and what specifically)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile


If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've gotten so completely zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have a crush on me, and I don't reciprocate it, too bad, it's not going to happen.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're short and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! :D

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Come to the Dark Side...We have Yaoi (ºAº)

My $ value:

Hair Color:

[ x] Brown - $100

] Blondie - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

] Other-$75

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $20

[ ] Green - $75

[x] Blue $150

[ ] Hazel $100

] Other - $15

Height:

[ ] Over 7'-$200

[ ] 6'8? to 7'-$175

[ ] 6'0? to 6'7?-$150

[ ] 5'5? to 5'11?-$75

] 5'4? to 5'10?-$85

[x] Under 5'4 - $27

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 -$175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 -$100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 -$25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:

] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First Born - $320

[x] Only Child - $250

] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] third born - $550

[ ] fourth born - $300

[ ] fifth born - $400

[ ] sixth born -$215

Drink?

[ ] I did like twice - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision $400

] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200

[x ] No correction $100 (i kinda need glasses but don't have them)

] Glasses $50

[ ] contacts $25

[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[x] 7 to 10 - $500

] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:

[x] Green-$750

] Red - $600

[x] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[x ] Purple - $225

] White - $400

[x ] Aqua - $350

] Orange - $300

[x] Blue - $300

[x ] Pink - $100

[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[x] Yes $0

] Nope - $1000

[ ] some- $750


I am worth...$3652!

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a pessimistic optimist, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.

It is tearing me up on the inside to have these feelings for you, but I can't get rid of them.

Rule #1 never tell a guy that you like them because then they will immediately stop liking you so DON'T DO IT!

Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future.

Frustrated because I can't tell if it's real. Mad because I don't know how you feel. Upset because we can't make it right. Sad because I need you day and night. Angry because you won't take my hand. Aggravated because you don't understand. Disappointed because we can't be together, but still I'll love you forever.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. (so true!!)

For someone who is suppose to be "just friends" why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me?

I hate the way I could never hate you.

Sometimes I look at you... and you seem to be looking back at me... but sometimes you look away... like you're afraid of what might happen if you look a second longer.

I've learned that guys can make the best of friends... my best friend is a guy, and I can tell him anything and everything... oh except the fact that I'm absolutely crazy about him... that part always seems to stay out of our conversations.

I've convinced everyone else that I don't like you and that I don't love you anymore. Now all I need to do is convince myself. (le sniff)

I hate how I might actually like you because you are so much of what pisses me off!!!!! >w

When you fall for the complete wrong guy.
Awesome. -_-

Guys have friends that are girls
Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.

Girls have friends that are guys
Because there is soooooo much less drama.

When l grow up,
I want to still be friends with my bestfriend,
and be that awesome adult
that her kids love.

Everyone has...
That one little secret, that no one,
not even your best friend,
knows about you.

Know better or you suffer the consequences. seriously, choose your mistakes wisely.

Just because you know my name, doesn't mean you know me.

I understand girls talk behind my back... the thing is, im real and thats something they lack.

The s* might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b* who told you

You call me a b*tch, Well a b*tch is a dog Dogs bark Bark is on trees Trees are a part of nature nature is beautifull so yeahh thanks for the COMPLIMENT(:

Mind over matter, I dont mind and u dont matter

It's funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say

lets commit the perfect crime i'll steal your heart, you steal mine.

love doesnt walk away, people do.

The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them

I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it'll never be, if only he needed me

You don't know what you mean to me, you don't have a clue, you can't tell by looking at me what I feel for you

I never knew it would be this hard to lose someone I never truly had.

No one can accuse you of falling in love with the wrong person if inside you know he is the one

When he's around, my whole body knows it. I'll keep talking and stuff, but my mind will have no idea what I'm saying, I keep wondering if there's a term for this.

Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something I can't have?

I play the same song, over and over cause it reminds me of you.

You Know You're A Writer When...

1. You are constantly writing stories and/or posting them online at various sites including this one.

2. You always seem to have too many stories in your notebook, or folded up in your pocket.

3. Your friends groan when you hand them yet another story or poem to review, not because its bad, but because you do so a lot everyday.

4. Your friends get annoyed at you when you get the itch to write during one of the times they wanted to hang out with you.

5. Your parents wish you'd quit writing and do your chores that you've neglected for the past week; which is why you have no socks.

6. If you have any siblings they consider you nuts, and may or may not want to hang out with the 'literary' nerd.

7. You are behind in one or more classes because you'd rather write than listen to a lecture on the joys of math...as if!

8. You have failed a creative writing class do to a deadline they gave you, and you tried to argue well creativity has no deadline.

9. You run around the room screaming," I got a review" whenever you recieve a review causing people to look at you funny.

10. You smile for one or more of the above applies to you. Congrats, your a writer.


1. Lovesick
This feeling, so miserable you wanna die. They're a part of you 3000 miles away.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 3-23-13 - Complete
2. Still There
She repeats the words in a muttered tone, so that if one day they are gone...She will still remember.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 3-16-13 - Complete
3. Broken Me
My heart may be scarred and broken too, but what there is of it, I give to you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Published: 3-16-13 - Complete
4. Some Sort of Beauty
Unrequited love has some sort of beauty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 3-16-13 - Complete
5. Hang Onto It
Nice to know that somebody's holding your heart in their hands, keeping it safe until you find someone else to give it to.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 3-16-13 - Complete
6. Clumsily Handled Confession
So, I never got your answer, whether you thought this sort of thing would be cute. I hope you do, even though it's far from my best.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Published: 3-15-13 - Complete
7. You Can't Control Who You Fall For reviews
If I could control my feelings, I wouldn't have chosen someone so unattainable.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete
8. Just Tell Me reviews
If you know then why can't you just tell me?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete
9. Follow The Clues
It's all right here for you if you look for the truth.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete
10. We Both Know reviews
I don't know what outcome I'd prefer.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete
11. Promise Me reviews
If I can have nothing else, not your love, not your presence beside me...then just promise me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-13 - Complete
12. hidden in plain sight reviews
this secret is so obvious, my feelings for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-7-13 - Complete
13. Read at Your Own Risk
I'm caught in the web of my one-sided romance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Published: 3-6-13 - Complete
14. smile through the pain
You feel like so much more than a friend. A cure for the pain inside me and a cause for more of it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 3-5-13 - Complete
15. Crush
Oppressed by feelings, entranced by eyes. Find the flaws hiding inside.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Published: 12-19-12 - Complete
16. Bitter
Loneliness, wanting attention.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Published: 12-19-12 - Complete
17. Unspoken
Even though they've grown apart, she watches him. Sometimes, he watches her too. It's their unspoken promise, never broken.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 12-19-12 - Complete
18. Beyond Fixing
If they don't care, does that make them just as bad?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 12-19-12 - Complete
19. Goodnight
Slowly lose your humanity, everything that makes you who you are.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 12-19-12 - Complete
20. Blurry
Why did you betray me? I feel your smile like knives as the tears blur my eyes.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
21. Would you? reviews
Would you talk to me? Would you make me smile? Would you be my friend again?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
22. Reminder
Momentary painful happiness only reminds me of how far away this is from okay
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
23. Are you happy?
As much as it hurts me, are you at least happy?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
24. Theology
You acted like you were perfectly happy without me. It was the first time being so close to you in a year.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
25. Value
She aches for his regret. Wanting to hear his sorrow.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
26. Perfect Heartbreak
Futile longing, needing him who broke her heart so completely. Her best friend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
27. Untitled Details
Memories, glimpses. She is haunted by her past.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
28. Inevitable reviews
What did you expect, really?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
29. Replaced
He replaced her with a meaningless popular girl
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
30. Abandoned
He left her all alone
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
31. Ghosts of my past
You haunt me- ghosts of our shared past linger in my mind, begging to return.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
32. If Only
We were friends, i had feelings for you, and now i am a stranger to you
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
33. Thunderstorm reviews
Delusions. Hallucinations. Is this storm real or imagined?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-12 - Complete
34. Dark Screams reviews
Dark haunted whisperscreams. Want to be saved. Saved saved saved. Don't ignore the screams below.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
35. Poisoned Thoughts reviews
I'm just fine. I'll never be okay. I can't think of you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
36. Lying Smile reviews
You have no idea what I'm thinking when I smile at you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
37. When I See You reviews
An unsaid goodbye, untold hurt, unknown motives and unrequited love. Re-upload!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-12 - Complete
38. Meaning »
You say you love me, then you turn to her. What are we, us three friends?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 112 - Published: 7-6-12
39. Perfect Words reviews
Where are my perfect words?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-12 - Complete
40. Pressured Choices reviews
Do you love me? Really?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-12 - Complete
41. Pain reviews
I love your pain...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-12 - Complete
42. Remembering You reviews
Even as I go insane, I am remembering you.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-12 - Complete
43. I Know the Way reviews
The way you hurt and hear them laugh, I know.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-12 - Complete