URGENT UPDATE! Please read: Okay, guys, I just got plagiarized, and I'm not happy about it. I found out through the FP author fellintothemoon—check him/her out, because I'm super glad that he/she notified me. It's on FanFiction, what I got plagiarized on (my story, Candy Bars) called "Candy Bars Vanessa Marano and Riker Lynch love story," by kirby109. I'm going to leave my stories up, but please, don't plagairize again, because I'll have to take my stories down if that happens again. Thanks. And hey, if you need help with story ideas, I'm willing to give some. JUST DON'T PLAGIARIZE ME! It's illegal, as I hope you all know.

About Myself:

Name: Not telling you.

Age: Thirteen. Yay... I'm a teenager.

Grade: Well, I'm obviously either in 7th or 8th grade, seeing as I've yet to be held back or bumped forward. Take your guess.

Race: Asians FTW!

Gender: Hate to be stereotypical, but I honestly don't know any straight male who would write romance stories in a girl's POV. I'm straight as an arrow... In other words, I'm most certainly a girl.

Favorite Football Team: Patriots all the way. Who cares if I live in California? I've got New England spirit :D

Author's Note

Hey, all. I'm currently working on three stories (on FictionPress, at least), and it'd be nice if you clicked on them below... Anyway, moving on. I try to keep my updates between two weeks and a month, but no promises there. School and all that whatnot. Um, writing is awesome, and I'm pretty much an ultimate fangirl. I love One Direction (I don't have favorities, but I like Niall and Liam's voices the best :P), Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars, and Austin Mahone. Directioner, Belieber, Hooligan, and Mahomie all in one :D And can't forget Conor Maynard, either. Mayniac all the way.

Well, the name "whatthegreencarrot" comes from some random word play in fifth grade science camp. I was just messing around with some friends when it popped up, and I guess it stuck. Now, for some info on my stories...

How To Be A Cross Dresser - This isn't going to be updated so frequently. Maybe once a month-ish, probably longer (sorry). No promises, but I'll try to get it in sooner than later. Case of writer's block on this one, and it's on hiatus... I'm working on it, so don't crucify me. Read/review, all that good stuff.

Thought Filter - Probably my favorite story of the three that I'm working on, although I'll admit that it's got multitudes of stupid mistakes in it. It'll be updated in three to four weeks, usually. Not much to say, but read and review.

Bite Size - This is my first supernatural story on FP. It's about vampires, if you hadn't caught that from the title. Yeah, I know, I hear you groaning. Not another Twilight (tear). Don't worry, the vamps don't sparkle, I promise. To be updated approximately once a month or more, gauging the speed of my updates so far.

Candy Bars - My first oneshot. I know, it's long, and sorry about that. If you really want to, just skip to the end, even though you probably won't get it. R&R (heh, just found out what "R&R" means after months of wondering, so now I feel a bit stupid for not realizing earlier)

Er, those are all my stories, I think. I'm working on another few on my computer and iTouch, but I haven't finished the first chapters to those yet, so you'll have to wait. I think I'll have one coming out soon. Anyway, I'm happy to review - if you review one of my stories, I usually return with one - and you can go ahead and ask if you want a review or something. Doesn't matter. PM's are fine, I don't mind. I'll try to reply to them as quickly as possible, so you should be receiving an answer within four to five days at the most. I'm also on FF, so...check it out.

Toodles -

whatthegreencarrot (WTGC)