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1. I Hate My Mother

Inspired by 'The Almost Moon.' Dedicated to my mother: FUCK YOU.

Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 6-4-12 - Complete

2. I Hate Everyone and their Thoughts reviews

Drabble and shit 'bout an unknown war somewhere, somehow.

Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-12 - Complete

3. The Sky Pissed On Me reviews

When Joe fell inlove with a whore, whatever's left of his morals drained down the toilet. One of my earlier writings, not sure if I love it though. Please review and I will review back.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-12

4. Mister Keister and his Caboose Friends reviews

A story about ASSES. Rated K because I can.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-12 - Complete

5. PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS STUPID ATHEISTS I DARE YOU reviews

I fucking dare you atheists to fucking read this, we theists are awesome and smart. Any person who reviews this will go to heaven, yes, you read me right.

Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-12 - Complete

6. I Slaughtered the Owner of the Slaughter House reviews

Thoughts and anger inside my head at 6 in the morning. Yes, I hate god for not existing.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-12 - Complete

7. The Suicidal Maggot reviews

A poem I wrote when I read Dostoyevsky.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-12 - Complete