Hi, as you have probably guessed by now I am me.

I am very amateur, and more of a dabbler in writing than anything else. I do think I am quite good at it though, and have received votes of confidence towards this.

While I am only a dabbler, I do have high standards for myself so, while I might update slowly, I will update with quality work.

Yes, I will be updating slowly, but school does have to come first and I beg your patience.

I do know how to write, and am an avid reader, and make sure that a piece of writing is just the way I want it before uploading it.

I am not one for massive cliches, and I love endings both happy and sad. I am trying to make a world where the reader comes to love and understand the characters, comes to feel their pain as they do, and empathizes with them.

If people grow to love my characters, and come to feel their pain, then I feel I will have succeeded.

So, I hope you enjoy my writing.

Side-note:
Is it at all strange that I have managed to lose several arguments to myself?

Now for some pointlessness that you will probably not read

I've stopped arguing with my inner demons; we're on the same side now...

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
(Actually, I was unsurprised I could read it)

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(*'.'*) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!
(He'll have to race me)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)
10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. You get to wear creepy masks.
13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.
14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?
15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.
16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)
17. We get to order our minions around.
18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.
19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.
20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.
21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.
23. The reason you joined.