|
| In Case You Haven't Noticed |
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Humor, Essay, Life, Mythology, and School. Call me Casey H. (In Case You Haven't Noticed) or plain Casey for short, although that definitely isn't my real name. In case you haven't noticed, I probably wouldn't tell you that. If I did, I would have to kill you slowly and painfully by using...a tree. No, I'm not THAT violent. Never mind. (Everybody knows that papercuts are the worst form of torture! And paper is, you know, made out of trees.) I love trees. If you find me talking to one, please do not assume that I am crazy; I am crazy. You don't have to make an assumption about it. I LOVE ART IN EVERY FORM. Not just the visual kind. Art is my life, and my life is art. Thanks for wasting your time reading this! WORDS I LIKE Anomaly And my least favorite word is fluoride. It's also the reason why my dentist hates me (poetic material!). | |||||||
1. Rememory reviewsHumor and tragedy are opposites, right? Right! No! You're wrong.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-122. A Typical Explosion reviewsOh, how I wish my science class included an exploding-chemical unit...this isn't really about that, though.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-12 - Complete3. Lots of Things, All of Them ColorfulMy rather strange imaginings of what the world will be like - or is like - or was like.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 12-27-12 - Complete4. Page One-Oh-Ten reviewsShame on textbooks and their ridiculous bubbles.Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-12 - Complete5. Why Humans Need Many Things To Survive, Like Trees reviewsI wrote this for my language arts class. The title is self-explanatory. This is a very unrealistic, somewhat satirical/parodical - is that a word? - myth...does not make any sense WHATSOEVER...I hope your brain doesn't explode from confusion. Enjoy. Review, and I will review back because I'm such a nice person. By the way, they all die at the end.Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-12 - Complete6. Grey Noise » reviewsNO! Life is so DULL and grey...and much too quiet...I hate the noise of the quiet...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-13-12 - Published: 8-11-127. Everywhere You Go reviewsThis is an essay about mass hysteria, and why you should be proud of yourself if you don't follow it.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-12 - Complete8. A Perfectly Normal Story » reviewsThe ceiling tiles- sorry, chapter titles- have nothing to do with the story. Neither does the story, which is based on a recurring dream I've been having for a while now, of which I cannot figure out the meaning. Not all of the story is based on the dream, though-as it goes on, some of it will be based on ideas for novels I've had in the past.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-12-12 - Published: 5-26-129. How To Catch A Cold With A Butterfly Net reviewsErm...this is a rather interesting poem about a girl who is trying to catch a cold, with a butterfly net. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Thanks to Reiz16 for providing the idea!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-12 - Complete10. Then Later Day reviewsAnother very confusing poem that I wrote when I was 10. It sounds like something Dr. Seuss would have written.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-28-12 - Complete11. My Sarcastic 10 Year Old Mind reviewsIn case you haven't noticed, this is a poem that I wrote when I was 10. It's very interesting, according to my sister. Half rhymes and half doesn't. Rated K plus for safety, though there really isn't anything in it-no language or violence or anything. Little kids just might not understand the point of the poem.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-12 - Complete
USA