|In Case You Haven't Noticed|
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Call me Casey H. (In Case You Haven't Noticed) or plain Casey for short, although that definitely isn't my real name. In case you haven't noticed, I probably wouldn't tell you that. If I did, I would have to kill you slowly and painfully by using...a tree.
No, I'm not THAT violent. Never mind.
(Everybody knows that papercuts are the worst form of torture! And paper is, you know, made out of trees.)
I love trees. If you find me talking to one, please do not assume that I am crazy; I am crazy. You don't have to make an assumption about it.
I LOVE ART IN EVERY FORM. Not just the visual kind. Art is my life, and my life is art.
Thanks for wasting your time reading this!
WORDS I LIKE
And my least favorite word is fluoride. It's also the reason why my dentist hates me (poetic material!).
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