I am older than 1, but less than 100.

My name is Lydia

I am a spoff, and I'm not afraid to show it

I like all kinds off music, apart from dubstep, country, classic, manufactured pop (such as 1 Direction) or any of that jazz/blues stuff.

I have a pain in the a$$ brother who demands to use my iPod for Tetris. And comes up with stupid Carly Rae Jepson covers- Hey, I just did you/And this is crazy/Delete my number/And keep the baby or alternatively- Hey, I just ate you/And this is crazy/You taste like chicken/So I'll add some gravy.

Then he went on about Adele. 'When Adele has her baby, it'll be called Intel.'

To which I replied with: 'If you have a baby, it'll be called unfortunate.'

I swear. A lot. My filter only works when my family is around. Don't be offended!

I've had a lot of problems in life in fact, I still do, which you'll read in my stories.

That's about it... yeah