Update 1/9/13: sorry i havent updated in so long!!

Hello! I am Enzyme Zonic. i am the Yaoi Fangirl Council President, those who want to join, PM me. this is something i stole from someones profile on Fanfiction.net.

Random Shit I Stole From Other Profiles

List Your Ten Favourite Bleach Characters (This was originally a Death Note questionnaire, but who's to say it can't work for Bleach?)

1. Ulquiorra Ciffer

2.Byakuya Kuchiki

3.Ichigo Kurosaki

4.Renji Abarai

5.Gin Ichimaru

6.Uryuu Ishida

7.Yoruichi Shihoin

8.Urahara Kisuke

9.Grimmjow Jeaguarjackes

10.Shinji Hiraku

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night. (Ulquiorra)

Oh my goodness! Ulquiorra-san, what are you doing in my room and why are you wearing pink bunny slippers?

Number 2 asked you to go out with her? (Byakuya)

oh sweet. sure why not.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Ichigo)

You did that on purpose, Ichigo! I KNEW you were a pervert!

4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Renji & Grimmjow)

Hey, that's cool! They can theme their wedding as “Fire and Ice”! Get it? Get it? 'Cause of Renji's red hair … and Grimmjow's blue do … *chirping crickets* … okayyyy …

5 cooked you dinner? (Gin)

You don't want to mess with the snake, so I'd thank him kindly for the effort and then pretend to be REALLY sad, but I can't eat that … “Didn't ya' know? I'm allergic to … whatever the hell that is …” And then I'd run. Far.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Uryuu)

Hehehehehe … I'd laugh myself silly at him in bathing suit. Can you imagine it? All blue veins, knobbly knees and peach fuzz!

7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family? (Yoruichi)

COOOOOOL!!! You can use your ninja skills to beat up all our cousins at the family reunion!

8 got into the hospital somehow? (Urahara)

Awwwww, poor Hat 'n' Clogs … did you piss of Ichigo again?

9 made fun of your friends? (Grimmjow)

It's all good. My friends should be honoured to be made fun of by Grimmjow and the awesomeness that is his 10000 watt Colgate teeth.

10 ignored you all the time? (Shinji)

“WTF, you bucktoothed fairy?! You said I was your first love!?”

Shinji shakes head no* “I never said that, you moron.”

“You didn't? But … I'm so cute!”

“No you ain't.”

“YES I AM! LOVE ME, DAMN IT!”

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Ulquiorra)

He'll stand with his hands in his pockets and say; “Trash like you deserves to be killed.” Then I'd cry, but still love him, 'cause he's just that cool.

You're on vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Byakuya)

asks me why i am unable to take care of myself and leave me to die.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Ichigo)

The dumbass'll probably forget …

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Renji)

He'd save me and everything would be all right, but later on he'd kick my ass for making the inevitable red hair = fire jokes. I just KNOW I'd never be able to stop myself.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Gin)

He'll stand ready to catch the moment on camera for immediate mass distribution.

You're about to marry 10. What's 6's reaction? (Shinji, Uryuu)

He'd wonder what I did to get Shinji to enter into a loveless marriage.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Yoruichi)

Oh, she's so much fun! She'd probably take me to a male strip club! “Woohoo, a round of drinks on the cat lady!”

You're angry about it afterwards. How does 8 calm you down? (Urahara)

Hmmm … Give me tea spiked with happy pills. He's sneaky like that.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Grimmjow)

He wouldn't. It's that simple.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Shinji)

Tell me to shut the hell up and stop reading yaoi fics about him and Ichigo.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Ulquiorra)

Have you SEEN his face?! I can just DIE looking at the epic goth-ness of it! Ooohhh, I cried a thousand fan girl tears for him and wore obscene amounts of eyeshadow for a week in remembrance.

Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for 9. Your reaction? (Byakuya & Grimmjow)

YES!!!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? (Ichigo)

Who knows. They'd probably be proud that I managed to snag the main character, but they'll make terrible fun of him for being a ginger. They're weird that way.

Number 4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean? (Renji & Grimmjow)

Well, since they got married a few questions back, I'd sure hope they love each other.

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Gin & Uryuu)

Ew ew ew ew ew NO! My poor inner eye!

6 appears to be a player and breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Uryuu)

Not much. He's a nerd, so he can't be THAT much of a player. It must just be a ripple in the fabric of reality. (HA! Fabric, Uryuu … BADUM-TISH!!)

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Yoruichi)

“She's looking at me funny. What's she thinking? She's so cool. I wonder if she likes my new do. Is that a frown? Oh no! She hates it! She thinks it's terrible! I need to fix it, quick! Damn, am I really that insecure? Yes.” I'd then run off to get it cut again.

Number 9 asks where you've been all his life? (Grimmjow)

“Living the pacifist's life, babe, waiting for you to put down your sword. Wait, where are you going? Come baaaack!”

You see number 10 in front of a mirror. You say? (Shinji)

“You're wasting your time. I could have told you myself that you're still ugly as fu – ” *gets smacked in the head*

WHY STEREOTYPING IS A KIND OF EVIL (Repost this and put yours in bold if you hate stereotypes too)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I GOT STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.