If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

How to annoy people

WARNING only read this if you wish to lower your life expectancy by a huge amount

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
ONLY TYPE IN CAPITALS

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

Set sail in a genaral that way direction

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

When in doubt, make up words!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

Reality is more fun when you make it up

If you compare people (even random strangers) to book characters, copy and paste onto your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

f you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you say lines in a Star Wars or Indiana Jones movie before the character says them, paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever watched a movie and started talking/screaming to it, only realizing after that the movie isn't going to change, copy and paste

If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile.

If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

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