If you would not be forgotten
As soon as you are dead and rotten,
Either write things worthy reading,
Or do things worth the writing.

--Benjamin Franklin

“I think of myself as a bad writer with big ideas, but I'd rather be that than a big writer with bad ideas.”

--Michael Moorcock

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We have lots of fun being weird. :P

Name: Ann c:

Gender: DatFuKingHoeOvaDer.

Grade: GRADE A PEDO-BAIT (What? ._.)

Location: Your mom. OHH. BURN!

Weaknesses: Punctuation. That shit be cray. Also, probably unrealistic reactions. Maybe that's just me, though.

Strengths as a writer: I suppose description.

Nickname: RITSU, BITCHES.

Hobbies: Writing, reading, kitties, listening to music, dressing like a cat, watching YouTube, eating babies, and humping turtles.

Why do I love writing?: If I need to explain this to you, why are you on this site? Girl, you need to DO SOMETHIN' 'BOUT THAT.

Why do I love death?: ... Because. Because death is interesting to think about. Because it makes a cool story, because no one writes about death. The stories always start when they are born, and end when they die. Why is this? Because it's natural to look at someone's life story like that. That's how your life is, and is going to be, right? You've been born, and you're definitely going to die, the end. Not the end. Because who knows if death really is the end?

It could only be the beginning.

Quirks: Oh my god, it's so weird but... I always sleep with a quilt, all year long. During Winter, I wear six blankets. It's odd.

Who am I?: Picky eater. Awkward speaker. Book worm. Truth-seeker. Procrastinate-er. Cat lover. Naive. Ann. No one. Unanswered questions.

Reviews: I will review everything I feel like reviewing. If you review me, I love you. Simple. Generally, I will try to review every chapter that I read on FP and FF. I try, but sometimes I just don't have time or I just can't think of anything constructive to say.

When will I update next?: When I stop being a lazy prostitute. :D?

What is planned next for my writing?: I need to revise When The Music Stops, which will be a pain in the ass. It is very long (50,000 words written O.O) and fixing some very shitty parts will take me a looooong time. (10K words, which is a fifth of the novel, was written in only ONE day so it's all pretty shitty from my exhaustion.)

I need to finish Wasteland as well, so I have plenty to do in the writing world. I might even try a fanfiction after all of this, but, god, that will be in a long while. Probably in the summer when I have that time. But, thank you for your patience as I go through this interesting time in my life while I try to find out my writing style. :3

Do I have a beta?: Not an official beta, but WhatTheGreenCarrot betas for me sometimes. inwardtransience and I are best friends on this site. We met each other on the forums and we've been best friends for months. We talk everyday for an embarrassingly long time (Sometimes, literally all day we talk) and she has beta'd for me and she generally helps guide me in my work. She's super sweet and nice and you really gotta love her. c:

SO. As this story comes to a close, you need to realize how awesome Wings is and shtuff. c: Her birthday is soon (in March, SO GO NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME) and REVIEW THAT HOE LIKE HOES AIN'T EVER GOT REVIEWS BEFORE! I'm serious. Go now.

The end.