Hello to all you wonderful people out there on the interwebs!

I am the Jelly Princess. Pleased to make your acquaintance! =)

Random info on yours truly:

Name: Jelly.

Gender: I am quite clearly a lady! *smacks with purse*

Age: 13. Do not underestimate me, however! I'm still probably smarter than you. *nodnod*

Phone number: 1-800-youre-a-pedo

Email: (Note to reader: anyone emailing you from any other email and is claiming to be me is NOT ME. Also, this email is legit and you can email me about whatever you want! =3) thejellyprincess@gmail.com

Address: 12345 Classified Street. (No, seriously.)

What Other Sites am I found on?

DeviantArt. I am found here 99% of the time. If you can't find me, chances are, I'm on dA.

NaNoWriMo. My Novembers are spent here!

FanFiction. I hardly come on here anymore, as I'm too addicted to dA. But I'm trying to be more active.

Quote-O-Rama!

This is a whole crapola ton of quotes I've gathered. Read, or skip. I don't care!

"Ooh, bitch-slapped."
"Bitch-slapped is slapped with the back of your hand..."
"I know, but you just got slapped by a bitch."
My two guy friends, Karl and Declan after I slapped Declan.

"FACE YOUR FEARS! I SWEAR TO YOU, I DON'T HAVE SLIME ON ME. PROMISE."
Me, trying to calm down my friend after we dissected a frog in science.

"FWUFFY DRAGONS!"
My friend Haidyn (don't even ask)

"Time is evil. IT'S OUT TO GET YOU..."
Me, talking about how time takes over your life.

"Only triathletes can say that everything that could possibly go wrong in a race went wrong... but it was still fun!"
Me

"STEAK. STEAK. STEAK- wait, why am I USDA Prime?"
Me, drooling about steak (and then my dad stuck a USDA Prime sticker on me)

"I'm going to swim tomorrow... I'll be a swimming steak!"
Me, talking about my upcoming triathlon and my USDA Prime sticker (yes, this had something to do with the previous quote.)

"Maximum Ride has taught us, my dear friend, THAT RED-HEADS ARE EVIL. EVIIIIIIL."
"Hey! My mom is a red-head!"
Me and my friend Kaley, talking about MR.

"Join us! We have cookies! And FanFiction!"
"Join us! We have Norse Mythology! And Costa Rica!"
"TOO... MUCH... PRESSURE..."
My friends Allie, Haidyn, and Maddie, fighting with my guy friends Declan and Karl over which person had me for their 'war'. (Don't ask. They were fighting over something.)

"Run, men in spandex, run!"
My sister's friend Jessie while watching the Men's Olympic Triathlon

"School stands for: Sucky crappy hellhole only ostriches like."
Me

"Ack! School starts soon? MUST WRITE ENTIRE FICTIONPRESS STORY."
Me

"How do you fit 10 babies into a bucket?"
"Um, how?"
"A blender. How do you get the babies out?"
"...This is so morbid... All right, I'll bite. How?"
"Chips."
"OH GOD THAT'S AWFUL!"
A guy and me in math class.

"What? I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid."
Seth in Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star

"Can I have one of those batman things so I can shoot up there and swing across the stage?"
My friend Sage during rehearsal.

"Guess who's German and loves me?"
Noah during rehearsal.

"I obsess over fictional characters because nobody wants me in real life."
Me

"Personal Therapist... that'll look good on a resumé..."
Luke, my friend Aubry's Star Wars RP character. Don't judge us. Or I'll send Jango Fett after you. A side note - he's not Luke Skywalker. Just to make that clear.

"'He is the Chosen One,' they said. 'Will bring balance to the Force,' they said. ...KILLS ALL THE JEDI."
Aubry on Anakin Skywalker (hey, you can't blame him. Poor kid never had a dad.)

"When I was knocked out in the medical ward, I could still hear Obi-Wan and Aubry talking. And..."
"They're planning our spontaneous murders?"
Me and Luke in a Star Wars RP

"Not up to talking? Something eating at you? I hope not, because parasites tend to kill you."
Aubry (the Jedi character version) in a Star Wars RP

"Don't worry - 95% of parasites are curable. The other 5% usually turn you into a mindless zombie if they ever find your brain. Most of the time they end up giving you a heart attack. And you usually die from said heart attack. But, hey, no worries! Most of them infect you while you sleep! Through your nose, oddly enough."
Aubry, Jedi-character-version in a Star Wars RP (yes, this followed the previous quote)

"YOUR DEATH WILL BE HORRID. YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A DEEP, DARK PIT WITH POISONOUS SNAKES HISSING BY YOUR TOES, RABID WEASELS TEARING OFF YOUR FLESH AND SPIDERS EVERYWHERE. BUT NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM - I'LL LET THE FIRE BURN AWAY YOUR TONGUE! BUT YOU WON'T BE ALONE! I'll be there laughing at your dead body. C:"
Aubry the person. My friends scare me.

"One of these days, Luke's shin is just going to break into a thousand and two mini pieces."
Me the Jedi-Character-Version in a Star Wars RP. In case you're wondering, Aubry and I always kick Luke's shin when: A, he does something stupid; B, he says something stupid; C, we need to shut him up; D, we're bored. So, yeah, we kick him a lot.

I can't think of any other quotes right now. XD

Note on the 'Rehearsal' quotes: I'm in the fall play, and most days after school we have rehearsal from 3-5 PM. Things can get... very... interesting. XD

NOW. READ MY STORIES.

Or else.

"Or else what?" You ask.

Or else I will send Jango Fett after you. And if that doesn't work, I will come after you with my purple lightsaber.

Be afraid...

HAPPY READING :D

Jelly