Author has written 22 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Life, Humor, and Fantasy.
I write whatever strange tales enter my head. Sometimes it's a drawn out story, other times it's a short tale. I must go where my muse takes me. One day it'll get a collar and a GPS tag.
For those interested, very bored or with too much time on their hands, here is a bit about me.
Age (see 'Big Hairy Lies')
806 give or take a few thingumy-doodads.
Writing weird tales and peculiar poetry, listening to music, playing guitar and ukulele, painting.
Just about anything I read or hear probably, but for listing's sake:
Rosie Jackson, Terry Pratchett, Lisa Swerling, Ralph Lazar, Grant Naylor (I know), Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, Tom Clancy, Spike Milligan, That M. Python crowd, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Mary Gauthier, Stephen Fry, Nanci Griffith, The late great Kirsty MacColl, Hayao Miyazaki, Elmore Leonard , The DORC podcast, the writers of Dangermouse and many others.
Big hairy Lies:
For the interests in continuing the sillines of the stuff I write...
Jupiter is home to a race of nuclear shrews, Eating the right cereal at the right time will turn you into Abraham Lincoln, Birmingham is available in gingham and shades of pastel pink, Michael Stipe has spent the last three weeks sitting on an egg in the hopes it will hatch. It won't as it's a Kinder Egg, If you bite a radioactive duck you will turn into Mother Goose and thus you will appear in pantomime in Grimsby with Helen Lederer in 1876.
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