Hello there!

I see you have stumbled upon my profile. Well, I have a few words to say: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore R.I.P

Name: The Silent Storm

Age: Ha-ha! Wait, you were serious? I am NOT giving you creeps my age! ( no offense (: )

Awesomeness factor: 35759240993153738489174967253648471637 :D!

Favorite book/s: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games :))))))))!

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw.

Favorite book characers: Boys; Draco Malfoy and Finnick Odair. Girls; Luna Lovegood and Effie Trinket.

I ship: Vellatrix ( Voldemort/Bellatrix ), Luneville ( Luna/Neville ), Pursley ( Padma Patil/ Dudley Dursley ), and Hayffie ( Haymitch/Effie ).

District: 9 and 3/4

I am a Christian :).

Here are some of my favorite Bible verses

1. You keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on you, because he trusts in you- Isiah 26:3

2. I have stored up your word in my heart, that I may not sin against you.-Psalm 119:11

3. Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.- 1 Corinthians 6:18

4. Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.-Psalm 119:105

5. Not everyone who says to me, ' Lord Lord ', will enter the kingdom of Heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in Heaven.-Matthew 7:21

COPY AND PASTE TIME!!!!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

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If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'd rather be random and unpopular than unrandom and popular any day!)

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

Recent studies showed that 92 precent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Drew from pokemon and May may not be included. if you don't get it copy and paste this to your profile.

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(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong. Or else I'm locked up, All the day long When I awake I'm all alone, The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just. One whipping tonight, Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, My daddy is back. From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls, I press myself, Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault. That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late. His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

When life gives you lemons ... squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes!

BUNNY IS GONE! FF.NET MADE THEM DISAPPEAR

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And with that, I bid you a gentle goodmorrow. :)