Claire hails from the corner of the universe in a town that no one has ever heard of. In this unknown mystical place, Claire is constantly in battle with vicious cannibalistic fat cats, demon flocks of french-fry stealing pigeons, freakishly tall males and of course herself.

Standing at 5 feet and 2 inches she is a power house of impulsiveness, loud voices, crazy hair, smart ass comments and the occasional bad attitude. And it's all wrapped up in a sweet face. She plans on becoming king of the universe and forcing all of her enemies to dance in ice...with no socks...Clair has this strange obsession with adorable boys, funny stereotypes and dancing behind people's backs (Thanks to the ever sexy Janoskians and ironjawedangel aka: Liz)

It is wise to not mess with her...

She has many weaknesses such as: Winter, assholes, chocolate, history, kickass music and kickass books.

But in the meanwhile, Claire entertains themselves with music, marching band, books, writing, and sleeping of course.

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" - Albert Einstein

"Courage! I have shown it for years; think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end?" - Marie Antoinette

"Let them eat cake!" - Marie Antoinette

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein

"Be obscure clearly." - E.B. White

Stories Being Written:

(On Fictionpress)

1.) The Supernatural Royal Pain in the Butt

2.) The Highway Skyline

(On Document)

Let's just say that all the rest of stories that are currently being written are lost somewhere in my subconscious or on my flashdrive...

But all will written out soon!

Stories Published:

I have only one story published in book form and that is my pride and joy! The Starlight Man by Claire M. (all copyrights are to me and me only)

Perhaps I will post it on fictionpress soon...?

Stories I Want to Write:

So far I have been practicing on different styles of writing and trying out different genres of writing out of my comfort zone...

I write in only third person or omniscient (limited) point of view. I fail at first person point of view.

My comfort genres at writing are fantasy and a bit of comedy. Sometimes drama if I'm feeling lazy...

So far I've been practicing at my romantic side of writing; my suspenseful side, my dramatic side and of course whatever the hell comes to my head. :)

If you're reading my profile, thanks for creeping up on me you sexy piece of pie!

If you're reading one (or more) of my stories: Thank You!

If you had favorite me or one of my stories: Je T'aime Tellement! Merci!