Name: Not telling! Just call me Mistery! Or Mist, if I know you personally.

Age: *Secret*

Gender: Female (If you didn't deduce that for yourself, I disown you!)

Best Friend: Squigglytext (She currently does not exist on this site and has not posted any stories on Fanfiction either...that I'm aware of at any rate)

Need to know: I get sick a lot, and this does effect my school work (where that's college or not, I believe that I'll just let you wonder). Sigh. This causes problems for the frequency that I may update any and all stories. I am currently working on this problem and I can't wait for it to clear up.

Yo! Some of you may know me from Fanfiction.net, so hello and welcome to my original stories! I usually get a lot of ideas for both fanfiction and regular stories, but since I wasn't aware of this site, my original stories end up being forgotten very quickly. This saddens me. But recently, I was informed by a friend that this website was in existence, so of course I was excited.

If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you, for no reason, read stories that make you want to bang your head against a wall, copy paste this on your profile.

If you think that cats and dogs are not really mortal enemies but conspiring together in efforts to rule the world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a sibling attending MSU copy and paste this on your profile.

Okay, so I finally figured out how to use this stupid bar! I feel so proud of myself.

If you've read my profile on FanFiction, then you've noticed that this one has more information about myself on it. The simple answer to this is that I am just to lazy to update it. I know that should be horrible, and make me a very annoying person, but that's the way it is. For all of you who are new to my writing and stories, Welcome and take note of my laziness because my profile most likely won't be changing for a while. Unless something has interested me, of course.

Reviews are always welcome! I don't care if you flame me or not, as in a lot of cases there may be something were you feel that I need to inform me of your low opinion of my story. Seeing as sometime this can be very helpful in improving writing quality and stile, go a head. Your flame will only improve my ability as a writer.

I think people who disapprove of flames should suck it up and deal with it. There's always going to be someone out there who don't like you stories. Grow a pair and realize that reviews aren't just there to stroke your ego but to improve the stile and flaws that are in your story. Sometimes they even provide you ways of fixing your flaws, such as a Beta or maybe, I don't know, reading over your story?

If you don't like the cold harsh reality of this, then you shouldn't be posting on FictionPress or FanFiction.