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Author has written 14 stories for Historical, War, Essay, Life, and Humor. Currently working on the Iddocy.Not to brag but I am the creator of this sites first war community!!!!!!!!!!! XD I need staff so PM me if you want to be part of it. http://www.fictionpress.com/community/The_Epic_War_poem_society/4111/ Romaniacs guide of good qoutes Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friends forehead. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Shin: A device for finding furniture A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying, 'Damn, we screwed up! But we had fun.' Rules were made to be broken If at first you don't succeed, try and try again If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence you failed Never give up Best friends don't let you do stupid stuff . . . alone I click my pen when I'm bored . . . or just to annoy the teacher Silence is golden, duct tape is silver She is my best friend. She laughs? I laugh. She cries? I cry. She falls down the stairs? I laugh. Then I fall down because I'm laughing so much and laugh even louder. You know he's your best friend when he can understand you with your mouth full Some say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty. I say, "Are you going to drink that?" Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station People who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face Without me you're just awesome. XD If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have a dollar because you never leave my mind because you're a *&%$£"£$%(No offence intended any resembalance is completly coincidental) Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . When you get caught staring at her, just remember, she was looking back. You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life The best feeling is when you look at her and she's already staring Wasn't Peeta also on fire? Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. We don't have to be like 'Oh yeah, that purse is okay' or like 'Yeah I like that band's early stuff.' Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can't-control-yourself-love it. When people call you a nerd, they are saying 'You like stuff,' which is not a good insult at all. Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all Romaniacs Pointless Advice Life is crazy, isn't it great we can share it with others 'I like trains' won't work on your enemies, but it gives you personal satisfaction(To under stand this wactch ASDF movies on youtube) Younger siblings were made to annoy you. So how do you think your older siblings see you Death to the world, I'm drinking Solo There are two types of teachers, the cows and the angels. Unfortunately, most of the time they're cows Don't follow in my footsteps, I'm known to walk into walls Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss Normal people scare me . . . but not as much as I scare them When in doubt, push random buttons! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide When all else fails, use duct tape Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it. Don't think about yourself as ugly. Think about yourself as a beautiful monkey Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag! I was normal before I met the freaks I call my friends! (For example, my Brother , he's insane) You know when your insane when your friends can picture you on top of the Cork Opera house singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and it goes a bit like this" This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force [A brick? XD] The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people School = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives and 11 years of Hell Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die [For example; jump off the Dublin Harbour Bridge screaming, "I believe I can fly!"] After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important If you can't convince them, confuse them My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem . . . Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it Remember that some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them [Stupid laws] I used to have a handle on life, but it broke Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive If all else fails, try reading the instructions [most of the time it doesn't work] Lying is the most fun a boy can have, without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy . . . the floor just hates me You're not short, you're vertically challenged It doesn't matter how old you are - if a toddler hands you a toy phone you answer it I'm not insane, I'm mentally awesome Get stoned, eat wet cerment If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation I don't have a drinking problem I'm just really thirsty Problem: no keyboard found. Press F1 to continue The world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes [XD] I'm a special type of colour blind . . . I can't see ugly people . . . anyways, where is half our class today? Monkeys are cool . . . so is ice cream Gum is chewy . . . so is something from Star Wars For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (L: Bold, H: Strange I thingy) If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. | |||||||||
1. Verses of the Mourned » reviewsTragic. "Come home with this sheild or upon it!"Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-4-12 - Published: 7-4-12 - Complete2. The Fog » reviewsAcount of a WW1 gassing at Yepre.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-22-12 - Published: 7-11-12 - Complete3. War Comes on Ravens Wings » reviewsSurrieal take on war.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-21-12 - Published: 7-17-12 - Complete4. 1812 reviewsMade while listening to 1812 overture.R&RPoetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-12 - Complete5. Banzai » reviews"May death come on the wings of the unholy angel"Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 7-6-12 - Complete6. Fight of the injuered soildersHumorous sketchPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete7. Why the English hate Clonmel reviewsPoem about the Cromwellian settlements in Munster.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-128. Poems Inspired by WW2 vehicalsPoems Inspired by WW2 vehicals.I will update when I get four reveiwsPoetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete9. Almighty Arkal reviewsShort poem dedicated to an Irish racing legend.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-12 - Complete10. We'll start the war here reviewsPlease R&R.Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-12 - Complete11. Auric powerVery intrestingFiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 7-7-12 - Complete12. Storm that BrokeMetaphorical war poem.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 7-7-12 - Complete13. DDay reviews:0Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-12 - Complete14. THE IDDOCY reviewsDomitian is recruited into a legion at war as Macedonia is thrown into revolt. But how can his side win if mercinarys ,assasins and Rome its self is thrown into chaos?Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-20-12