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Romaniacs guide of good qoutes
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friends forehead.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Shin: A device for finding furniture
A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying, 'Damn, we screwed up! But we had fun.'
Rules were made to be broken
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again
If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence you failed
Never give up
Best friends don't let you do stupid stuff . . . alone
I click my pen when I'm bored . . . or just to annoy the teacher
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
She is my best friend. She laughs? I laugh. She cries? I cry. She falls down the stairs? I laugh. Then I fall down because I'm laughing so much and laugh even louder.
You know he's your best friend when he can understand you with your mouth full
Some say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty. I say, "Are you going to drink that?"
Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station
People who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face
Without me you're just awesome. XD
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have a dollar because you never leave my mind because you're a *&%$£"£$%(No offence intended any resembalance is completly coincidental)
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up
Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot
Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . .
When you get caught staring at her, just remember, she was looking back.
You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life
The best feeling is when you look at her and she's already staring
Wasn't Peeta also on fire?
Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. We don't have to be like 'Oh yeah, that purse is okay' or like 'Yeah I like that band's early stuff.' Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can't-control-yourself-love it. When people call you a nerd, they are saying 'You like stuff,' which is not a good insult at all.
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all
Romaniacs Pointless Advice
Life is crazy, isn't it great we can share it with others
'I like trains' won't work on your enemies, but it gives you personal satisfaction(To under stand this wactch ASDF movies on youtube)
Younger siblings were made to annoy you. So how do you think your older siblings see you
Death to the world, I'm drinking Solo
There are two types of teachers, the cows and the angels. Unfortunately, most of the time they're cows
Don't follow in my footsteps, I'm known to walk into walls
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
Normal people scare me . . . but not as much as I scare them
When in doubt, push random buttons!
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide
When all else fails, use duct tape
Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Don't think about yourself as ugly. Think about yourself as a beautiful monkey
Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!
I was normal before I met the freaks I call my friends! (For example, my Brother , he's insane)
You know when your insane when your friends can picture you on top of the Cork Opera house singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and it goes a bit like this"
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force [A brick? XD]
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
School = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives and 11 years of Hell
Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me
I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die [For example; jump off the Dublin Harbour Bridge screaming, "I believe I can fly!"]
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F
People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important
If you can't convince them, confuse them
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem . . .
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
Remember that some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them [Stupid laws]
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive
If all else fails, try reading the instructions [most of the time it doesn't work]
Lying is the most fun a boy can have, without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy . . . the floor just hates me
You're not short, you're vertically challenged
It doesn't matter how old you are - if a toddler hands you a toy phone you answer it
I'm not insane, I'm mentally awesome
Get stoned, eat wet cerment
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation
I don't have a drinking problem I'm just really thirsty
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The world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes [XD]
I'm a special type of colour blind . . . I can't see ugly people . . . anyways, where is half our class today?
Monkeys are cool . . . so is ice cream
Gum is chewy . . . so is something from Star Wars
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (L: Bold, H: Strange I thingy)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
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