Let's get this straight: I'm a confusion of a human being. I swear, my brain is made of knots.

My name is Johanna and I'm thirteen. Yes, the name of the ax-wielding, serial killing, kick-ass bitch from the Hunger Games. I swear, it's fate! I have a Fanfiction by the username eternalpuppetier. If you like Naruto, than you might know to whom I'm referring to...

I love poems, song writing, and stories. I'm also supposedly a good swimmer, but whatever. I have a cat named Jojamms, and he's frickin' adorable! I have a dog too, named Coda, who's cutier...

Also, I have a serious problem with candy wrapped in rice paper. It's my kryptonite. You can bribe me with candy and stickers with cute anime animals. Ohh, and don't get me started on tea and coffee. Yum. Also, I do love meself some reviews... so, you get the hint? Also, I have a habit of sending sneak-peaks to my yummy reviewers who love my stories, but only when I say I will on author's notes! So please, read those too!

My favorite word of all time is (or this week): badass.

To all Late readers: I have stopped writing this particular story. Sorry.

But, I'm starting another story that I will try as hard as I can to continue it no matter what: a Sherlock Holmes type story, a type I haven't seen on this sight yet.