Mr. Noklevername
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since: 06-25-12, id: 851183, Profile Updated: 08-31-12
country: Canada
Author has written 15 stories for General, Humor, Fantasy, Play, Horror, and Essay.

Hi everybody! It's the amazing David Noklevername here, writing crap! You may know me from my fan fictions, Dear Fan Fiction, The Quite Peckish Games, or Super Smash Bros. But With Dialogue! Did you know I also write original stuff?! Because I do! BADLY!

So, read my crap, review, and review a few more times! I FEED OFF REVIEWS!


1. Zombie's Diary » reviews
My name is Joe. I am a zombie. And this is my diary. As the name implies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-26-12 - Published: 9-30-12
2. Death Centre reviews
A prequel to a game I'm developing for school. A man named Rod wakes up in a white room, with nothing but a speaker on the ceiling...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-12
3. GuyGuy and the Masters of the Skull Castle Place
A parody of He-Man, chronicling the battles of the hero Guy-Guy and the evil Skellitonn!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Published: 9-18-12
4. The Men in Slacks reviews
Welcome to our world. The world of... Canada. We are M.I.S., or, the Men in Slacks. Locating paranormal dangers since the early forties!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-12
5. How to Write With Lucius Drake
Well, I'm currently having trouble writing "How to Take Over the World Chapter 5-9" But I love using the Lucius Drake character. So, I'm writing this guide to writing with Lucius Drake so that when I'm having trouble with one I can write the other. All rights to me. -Mr. Noklevername
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 7-17-12
6. Inuit Jacques » reviews
Hello! Well this is the description! I'll try to get this without stopping mid sentence. Anyway, Inuit Jacques was a concept floating in my head for awhile. It was originally a flash series, but I have no idea how to animate. So, I wrote the script to post, and I'm saying it's a play! Comment if you have any questions, comments, or jokes, tell me in the comments. all rights are
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 6-27-12
7. Good Luck, and Try to Survive! » reviews
A guide to surviving whatever Hollywood throws at you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-12
8. Generic Building Block Guys » reviews
Parody of Lego. All rights reserved. If you have any questions or criticisms comment! Seriously. Reviews are my source of food. FEED ME!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-6-12 - Published: 6-30-12
9. mY BLoG PosT reviews
... DoN'T LoOK out YoUR WINDoW.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-12 - Complete
10. Dark Lord Saga Ch 1
The life and times of the almighty Dark Lord. All rights to me! WOOOH!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Published: 7-3-12
11. Jerk With Br'ish Accent Show! reviews
A parody of British jerks on television. I was originally going to make this a video, but whatever. All rights to this guy! Anyway, this is now a play. Thanks for reading!
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-12 - Complete
12. Garrkie the Barbarian reviews
This is the story of Garrkie the Barbarian. I'm very sorry about the ending. But, he Garrkie may be back... If I want to write more about him. Note: This is my first poem. I'm not even sure it fits in the category. Oh, all copyright to me. Not you. Me.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-12 - Complete
13. Death, Doom, and Bunnies: Ch 1 Fragment reviews
This is a fragment of what was supposed to be chapter 1. I really don't want to finish this, but, if you guys like it, I'll probably write at least the rest of this chapter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-12
14. How to Take Over the World reviews
You want a summary? Read Chapter 1. God. Copyright to me. Comment any suggestions for chapters, jokes, comments, or anything else. Thanks for reading!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-12
15. Jack Of the Jungle Chapter 1 reviews
This is a story of a man named Jack of the Jungle. You see, he has lived in the jungle his whole life, and believes he's an ape. It's not because he was raised by apes or anything, he was raised by the Witch Doctor, who raised him to believe he's an ape. The Witch Doctor isn't a very good person. This chapter is about Jack answering the call of Lom, but meeting Soman the sn
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-12