I suppose this is where I'm meant to give information about myself... honestly there's not much to say, I'm a social recluse with an aversion to hard work and an addiction to fizzy drinks. There, I bet you feel like we're best mates now.

The Procedure - Song lyrics from Luciano Pavarotti's 'Nessun Dorma'.

- Quote from Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Tell-Tale Heart'.

Fortune Favours the Brave? - Quote from Brothers Grimm 'The Story Of The Boy Who Went Forth To Learn What Fear Was'.

Oh Dear, Oh Dear - Quote from Shaun of the Dead.

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