Author has written 26 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Life, Family, Friendship, General, Song, Nature, and War.
My name in Japanese:
My authentic Japanese name is 藤本 Fujimoto (true wisteria) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
Nicks: Kumori; Gillie-bean
Birthday: October 12
Chinese Sign: Dragon
Languages I can speak: English, French, German, Spanish, & Japanese
Hair: Waist-length autumn-brown
Eyes: blue-green with a pinch of hazel
I am a poet with two writers for best friends. I love to read yaoi, yuri, and pretty much everything else. I am on the constant look out for new romance and action stories to read.
Things I Must Not (Must) do at Hogwarts
1. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
2. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
3. I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month", no matter how sympathetic I think I am to the situation.
4. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my older brother's old Calculus book.
5. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
6. "Draco Malfoy, Is My Snuggle Bunny" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
7. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. Or Lucius Malfoy. Or Hitler. Or Grindelwald.
8. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
9. Bringing fortune cookies to Divinations class does not count as extra credit.
10. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps. Why Chocolate Frogs are allowed and not these is beyond me.
11. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.
12. I will not wear "A MUDBLOOD AND PROUD OF IT" shirt to DE meetings and act surprised when they attack me.
13. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree-house in the whomping willow
14. I will not ride around Hogwarts in an uncontrollable cart going really fast with no breaks, and chase Snape around while yelling “BOTHER! BOTHER! BOTHER!”
15. I will not throw a surprise party for Snape and write him romantic poems no matter how much I think he needs a hug.
16. I will not purposefully run face on into every wall I see.
17. I will not make popping sounds with my mouth (like Donky from Shrek) and laugh when the professor gives you a funny look.
18. I will not look at the ceiling for along time, and when I see other people looking at the ceiling too, trying to figure it out, say "What are you looking at?”
19. I will not grimace painfully while smacking my forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just SHUT UP!" while around the younger students.
20. I will not get a black dog, name it Grim, and take it to Divination class.
21. I will not invent a cereal. There are no such thing as Voldios, and they are not magically delicious.
22. I will not yell "Pick me! Pick me!" when Snape hands out detentions.
23. I will not sing “The Song That Never Ends.” While drunk. In the Great Hall. To the first years...
24. I will not wait for Snape to run away from me to yell "Why are you doing this, Severus? YOU KNOW THIS IS YOUR BABY!"
25. When called upon in class, I will not insist that the correct answer is 42
26. I will not tell Muggleborn first-years that Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans taste better if you them all at once
27. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice
28. My headmasters name is Albus Dumbledore, not Gandalf
29. I will refrain from calling Fred and George - Merry and Pippin; and Harry and Ron - Frodo and Sam. And it probably isn’t smart to call Draco, Legolas either.
30. Telling Draco to "make like a ferret and bounce" is always a bad idea.
31. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout “To the Batmobile, Robin”
32. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33. No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them.
34. I will not tickle the sleeping dragon “just to see what happens”
35. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry’s prized Firebolt
36. Ron Weasley does not appreciate being called “Boy Wonder” and he definitely does not want to wear green tights
37. Putting a Snitch in Malfoy’s pants really isn’t funny, even if it does make him scream like a girl.
38. Putting fake spiders in Ron’s bed is certainly not funny, especially when he tries to jump out the window.
39. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
40. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
41. I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."
42. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
43. I will not lick Trevor. or kiss him. Even if he could turn into a Prince. It might be Snape anyways, and he wouldn't be too happy with me.
44. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
45. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
46. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
47. I am aloud to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not, however, allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
48. I do not weigh the same as a duck
49. I will stop asking my Arithmancy professor what the square root of -1 is.
50. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul are completely coincidental
51. Asking a Gryffindor, “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the FIRST time.
52. I will not offer to make tandoori owl.
53. I will stop asking Snape when we will make Love Potion No. 9
54. I am not allowed to use the words pimp cane in front of Draco.
55. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the outcome would be.
56. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled Firewhiskey.
57. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment or recreational purposes.
58. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in potions class
59. I should not refer the DADA professors as the canaries in the coalmine.
60. I am not allowed to place muggle fairytale books under the history section of the library.
61. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel and sick joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
62. Ravenclaws do not in any circumstance find a sign saying: The library is closed for an indefinite time. Amusing in any sense.
63. If the thought of a spell causes me to giggle for more than 15 consecutive seconds, I must assume that I am not aloud to use it.
64. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse just to see what happens.
65. I will not, under any circumstance, ask Harry Potter who died and declared him boss.
66. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
67. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and make bets on which House will come out alive.
68. I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he becomes visible when walking in front of the fire in the common room.
69. Never ask Harry if is Scar Senses are tingling.
70. I will not charm the suits of armor in the Great Hall to do a reenactment of the musical number, “We’re knights of the Round Table.” For the Christmas Feast.
71. I am not to declare an official: Hug a Slytherin day.
72. I will not organize the Hogwarts Fight Club
73. I will not tell first years that Snape is the voice of God.
74. ‘To conquer the earth with my army of flying monkeys’ is apparently not the best career option..
75. I will not hold my wand up in the air before casting a spell and shout, “I have the power!”
76. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do a time warp will not get me extra house points.
77. When watching the Death Eaters storm the school I will not sing “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It.”
Things I'm no longer aloud to do in Konoha
(a friend and I came up with this while waiting for a meal at BW3...as you can see we were EXTREMELY bored)
1. I am not allowed to give Gaara sweets and tie him to ANYONE. Apparently Kankurou hasn't stopped complaining about his eyes yet.
2. I am not allowed to tell Jiraiya that Orochimaru is stalking him naked again. Apparently Jiraiya screams like a girl.
3. I am not allowed to drug Tsunade and Naruto and place Naruto on her chest as if he was breastfeeding and send the pics to Jiraiya/Kakashi.
4. I am not allowed to sell fan-girls pictures of baby Sasuke cuddling a blonde-furred, blue-eyed stuffed kitsune doll. Apparently Sasuke's aim is very accurate.
5. I am not allowed to send Iruka flowers and sign the card "With all my love. Mizuki." Kakashi is a jealous boy.
6. I am not allowed to sell tickets to fan-girls for a nighttime show of what goes in Sasuke's bedroom. Naruto found out and went Kyuubi on me.
7. I am not allowed to dress-up Kakashi, Iruka, Sasuke, and Naruto as the Village People and have them sing the YMCA, no matter how gay they are. Although Kakashi does seem to like Iruka in a*-less chaps...
8. I am not allowed to tie Itachi to a bed and cover him with sushi. Apparently it makes Kisame go wild with lust.
9. I am not allowed to tie Kisame to a bed and cover him with pocky. Apparently Itachi bit the wrong thing.
10. I am not allowed to shove Deidara and Tobi is a closet for an hour...no matter how funny the sounds that come out of there are.
11. I am not allowed to threaten Tobi with being a bad boy if he does not shove Deidara and Sasori in a closet.
12. I am not allowed to bribe Tobi to get him to interrupt Pein and Konan's "happy time" again. Tobi had many paper cuts, but is still a good boy...
13. I am not allowed to make Kunoichi Gone Wild...5.
14. I am not allowed to convince Chouji that Shikamaru is a chubby chaser.
15. I am not allowed to tell Sai that Naruto really is "d*k-less"
16. I am not allowed to knock out Tsunade, henge into her, and order a Konoha-wide orgy...and I am not allowed to blame it on Danzo and the Elders...again.
17. I am not allowed to tell Sasuke that the only way to gain the Mangekyo Sharingan is to never have sexual release. Ever. From anyone. (Blame the Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style for this one).
18. I am not allowed to make Naruto transform into a Kyuubi-human hybrid, collar him, and parade him around Konoha naked. Nosebleeds are killers.
19. I am not allowed to blackmail Kakashi by placing Sailor Senshi fuku, in his size, in his house and then blowing it up. (Another Naruto Omake Files blame).
20. I am not allowed to create Bondage Queens Sakura, Hinata, Temari, Haku (don't ask), Ino, Matsuri, and TenTen and sick them after the boys. I am especially not allowed to send the results to Jiraiya for Icha Icha "inspiration"...again. (Yet another Naruto Omake Files blame)
21. I am not allowed to convince Orochimaru that Jiraiya wants to play "Hide the Snake."
22. I am not allowed to get Jiraiya drunk and convince him that Tsunade works in the Redlight District.
23. I am not allowed to convince Naruto that cat meat tastes better than ramen, even if Tora deserves to die.
24. I am not allowed to switch out the rolls of toilet paper in Anbu headquarters with rolls of exploding tags...and blame it on Naruto...again. (Yet another Naruto Omake Files blame)
25. I am not allowed to convince the Sasuke fan-girls that yaoi is the way of life...again.
26. I am not allowed to Naruto or Tobi that speaking in old English will get them more chicks.
27. I am not allowed to convince Sakura that the "Nutcracker" is a good attack move to use against any Shinobi...no matter how much they annoy her.
28. I am not allowed to convince Lee that Naruto wants to share in his youthfulness.
29. I am not allowed to make Tsunade drunk and convince her to make "This Is The Song That Never Ends" Konoha's theme song.
30. I am not allowed to help Naruto make Hokage Mountain move and sing "It's A Small World After All"...again.
31. I am not allowed to sing "All around the mulberry bush Sandaime chased Itachi; Sandaime thought 'twas all in fun, Pop! goes Itachi." in front of Itachi, Kisame, Sasuke, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Naruto, Orochimaru, Sakura, etc. ...even if it is funny to see their faces when I do.
32. I am not allowed to make Jiraiya, Tsunade, OR Lee sing the Another Irish Drinking Song even if it was funny to see everyone's face when they did
You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at.
My favorite anime and mangas:
Beast Master, Bleach, Card Captor Sakura, Crescent Moon, Cyborg 009, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Earthian, Fairy Tail, Fake, Fruits Basket, Gakuen Alice, Gakuen Heaven, Good Witch of the West, Gravitation, Gundam Seed, Gundam Wing, Inuyasha, Kannazuki no Miko, Kitchen Princess, Kyou Kara Maou, Magic Knight Rayearth, Megami Kouhosei, Mermaid Melody, Naruto, Ouran Host Club, Our Kingdom, Pretear, Princess Tutu, Private Prince, Ronin Warriors, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, Saint Seiya, Stawberry Panic, Shugo Chara, Tokyo Babylon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Vampire Knight, Wish, Yu Yu Hakusho, and so much more
My favorite pairings:
DBZ/DBGT: Goku/Vegeta Piccolo/Gohan Trunks/Goten
Gundam Wing: Dorothy/Relena, Heero/Duo, Hilde/Cathy, Treize/Wufei, Trowa/Quatre, & Une/Sally
Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin/Sanosake
Yu Yu Hakusho: Kurama/Hiei
Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Lee/Sakura, Kiba/Shino, Neiji/Shika, Gaara/Lee, & Gaara/Neiji
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco
Megami Kouhosei: Hiead/Zero
Our Kingdom: Rei/Akira
Kyou Kara Maou: Yuuri/Wolfram
My all time favorite threesomes are:
Gundam Wing: Heero/Duo/Wufei
Hope you like my poetry =)
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