Me plain and simple
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since: 07-03-12, id: 853696, Profile Updated: 05-31-13
country: USA
Author has written 9 stories for General, Love, Fantasy, and War.

A Poem from me to you: I'm a writer a poet in fact, a watcher, a lover in fact, a tinkerer but most of all a thinker. “Do onto others as you would like done upon yourself” I hold this as truth. “From time to time the tree of liberty must be fertilized with the blood of patriots and tyrants” I hold this as pride. “The thing I fear the most death” I hold this as fear. “The one thing I truly want no need in my life. Someone to share it with” I hold this as love. This is what makes me. These are the things that make me plain and simple. Yet I'm weird and different from the others I see. So maybe I'm not simple. Well guess what in my eyes I am just as my friends are simple and plain like me. So in the end I hope you liked my poem about me and my beliefs as much as I like you my unseen friend.

BIO on me: Hello there I'm me plain and simple and I forgot to create a profile for myself like an idiot. Oh yes that’s how stupid I am but onto important things.

I'm right now 17, I'm white, and single……… and from my love poems you probably knew that. I’ve never had a girlfriend and well more importantly I haven’t really liked any girls at my school till now my junior year. But let’s pass that shall we. I'm a nice person according to my guy friends and according to the…5 chick friends I have they say “how have you never had a girlfriend? You’re so nice to us.” By the way I have a set of rules I live by which are very important to me. I’ll write them later. Any way I'm very open minded. By that I mean I like all genres of music, writing, reading, and sense of humor. I like some racist jokes and I like a lot of pervy jokes. One of my big problems I think is I love a lot of people and I mean love! For one um the first girl I like is so awesome and she is the perfect girl in my mind she fits my type perfectly. My preference in woman is short cuties who love to be happy and wacky and just add a little bit of crazy and perfect! That’s the first girl I like.

I gave her my heart and she………… gave it back and said, “You are sweet and you should try and try again.” Now we are just friends and I'm happy with that. Man I'm lonely well that’s me in a nut shell thanks for reading.

My Rules on Life:

Treat every man as an enemy till they give you a reason not to.Treat all women as ladies till they give you a reason not to. (by that I mean I give drinks, food, and money to woman I don’t even know because I was razed to be a gentlemen or a chump whatever you think that makes me)Do unto others what you want done to you. Always protect your friends as if they are family. Always stand up for others when they are too scared to do it themselves. Remember keep calm and adventure on. When you need to cry please cry don’t hold it in. When in doubt and rage is about go head and rub it out.

My hobbies: right now I'm taking bass lessons so me and some of my friend can try to start a band. Of course writing is the biggest one. Reading is another big one. Exercising is a new one (I hate it) I need to lose some weight. Hhhhmmmm………… oh and (for 18 years old and up stop reading if you’re not) masturbating.

P.S. when I say I need a girl friend I don’t mean for sex that would be a bonus for me. I want a girl friend so I can share my feelings with her, hold her, and protect her. So I can cuddle with her and love her.

favorite TV shows: Adventure Time! Regular show, Black books, Revolution, and the Big Bang Theory.

future dreams: become a infantry man in the U.S. Army. If I survive use the G.I. Bill to go to school. Finally become a high school English teacher. Some where along the line try to get a wife or girl friend and raise a baby girl.


1. A fool in me
Once a fool always a fool.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Published: 5-31-13 - Complete
2. Why do we Need Love?
just a little poem about a love question that Befuddles me
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 11-14-12 - Complete
3. Flesh, Bone, and Sinew
here is a poem from the point of view of a character in my story: fallen rise of a hero. Hope you like!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 10-7-12
4. More Love Plain and Simple reviews
another poem about love nothing special but i believe most guys think this way i know i do so if you got the time read it please and tell me what you think?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-12 - Complete
5. What makes us special? reviews
Heres a poem that i think summarizes us pretty well.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-12
6. The Marvelous Adventures of VOX & Kevlar
VOX The war machine, Kevlar the indestructible girl. Follow them through there adventures across the shattered South America known as The War Lands. Rated M for death, language, and sexual themes
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Published: 9-5-12
7. Love plain and simple
this is a poem about love that i think we all need and want in this world so please read and tell me what you think tell me how silly i sound and how cheeze it is but keep in mind...LOVE!
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Published: 7-24-12
8. The Heroic, The Evil, The monstrous
warning there is some refrence to killing. this post contains three poems on the attributes of man kind enjoy oh and the title is a joke so please review if you get it or not enjoy
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Published: 7-16-12 - Complete
9. Devour reviews
This is my first post ever so please be brutal on what you think of it. This may sound weired but i thougt of this while i was hungry. Hope you like.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-12 - Complete