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Author has written 1 story for Love. HI!!!! BTW i don't live in america just so you know i live in china but i was born in India and brought up in America until 2008 when i finally moved to china and i'm like indian so yeah... Fave books: PJO, Twilight, The princess diaries, the mediator, jinx, crossed triology, divergent triology, the mortal instruments, hush hush, if i stay, wings, maximum ride, the kane chronicles, the heroes of olympus, night world, vampire diaries, most books by sarah dessen Age: None of your beezwax but lemme just say that i'm not the age everyone expects me to be i'm a bit too immature for my age but hell aren't we all? Favorite singers: 30 seconds to mars, linkin park, all american rejects, muse, paramore, LIFEHOUSE!!!!, rihanna, eminem, adele, flo rida, breaking benjamin, evanescence, etc. Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them at Katy perry who exploded like a FIREWORK the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rhianna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying I'M NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP HER HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they sarted to fly LIKE A G6 and then Nelly woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM. BEFORE MARRIGE: A boy and a girl on a motorcycle... FOR Emily (well more than BFF) FOR Reid(well more than BFF) FOR Nicole(well more than BFF) FOR Alice(well more than BFF) FOR Matthew (well more than BFF) 40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored: 1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em. /* This is Bob. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbButt" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! I am AWESOME!!! 1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? 2. Do you sleep with socks on? sometimes only if it's too cold 3. Do you sleep in your bra? 4. Do you enjoy drama? 5. Are you a girly-girl? 6. Who was the last person you hugged? 7. Small or large purse? 8. Are you short? 9. Do you like somebody? 10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? 11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? 12. Do you think you’re conceited? 13. Do you dress up on Halloween? 14. Are you double jointed? 15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? 16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? 17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? 18. Do you call anybody by their last name? 19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? What a boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stares at your mouth, kiss her When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you. When she ignores you, give her your attention When she pulls away, pull her back When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world, let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?" but if your boyfriend doesn't do that for you then don't hesitate to give them a nice kick to where the sun don't shine Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) You love hoodies. (x) You love jeans. (x) Dogs are better than cats. (x) It's hilarious when people get hurt. (x) You've played with/against boys on a team. (x) Shopping is torture () Sad movies suck. (x) You own and/or have owned an X-Box. (x) Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid. () At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (x) You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega. (x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (x) You watch sports on TV. (x) Gory movies are cool. (x) You go to your dad for advice. ( yes yes i do so what? got a problem with that dipshit?) () You own like a trillion baseball caps. () You like going to high school football games. () You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (x) Baggy pants are cool to wear. (x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (x) Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. (x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (x) Sports are fun. (x) Talk with food in your mouth. (x) Sleep with your socks on at night.(only sometimes) TOTAL:20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x) You wear lip gloss/chap-stick. () You love skirts. () Cats are better than dogs. () You love to shop. () You wear eyeliner. () You wear the color pink. () Go to your mom for advice. () Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. () You hate wearing the color black. () You like hanging out at the shopping center. () You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (x) You like wearing jewelry. () Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. () You don't like the movie Star Wars. (x) You were in gymnastics/dance. () It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up () You smile a lot more than you should. () You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (x) You care about what you look like. () You like wearing dresses when you can. () You like wearing body perfume. (x) You love the movies. (who doesn't) (x) Used to play with dolls as little kid. () Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL: 6 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Umm not sure 3) How many houses have you lived in? 5 4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers 5) Favorite shoes? CONVERSE! 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Of course, haven't you? 7) Least favorite school subject? math 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, but i've heard her songs and think they're pretty cool and i have a couple of her songs on my playlist 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. my own versions of stories 12) Favorite genre of music? Rock 13) What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius 14) What time were you born? 9:50 p.m 15) Do you like beer? Nope, and i'm underage. but i still like the soda root beer it's delicious 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Duh!!!!! 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Dunno don't own many CD's 18) Are you sarcastic? yes but my friend says i suck at it -_- 19) What are your favorite colors? Black and white 20) How many watches do you own? 4 but 2 of them broke so... yeah... 21) Summer or winter? summer 23) Favorite color to wear? anything as long as it isn't too girly 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi 25) What color is your cell phone? Red/Black 26) Where is your second home? America 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, hasn't everyone 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yeah 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None 30) How many video games do you own? not many 31) What was your first pet? I haven't had a pet although i desperately want a dog 32) Ever had braces? No, But i might soon 33) Do looks matter? No. Just dont go wearing almost nothing 34) Do you use chapstick? Yeah my lips get chapped real easy but only during winter 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School- how do u know if i'm in high school or not? cuz i sure ain't telling u!! 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? AE 37) Are you too forgiving? sadly yes 38) How many children do you want? 1 but i'm going to adopt cuz i have no intention whatsoever of getting married 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? hmm let me see... uhhh no 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Pancakes with maple/chocolate syrup!!!! 41) Do you own a gun? I want to when i grow up 42) Ever thought you were in love? so many times and still am... 43) When was the last time you cried? I DON'T CRY DAMMIT 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? breathe 45) Olive Garden? I LOVE OLIVE GARDEN!!!!! 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No 47) Have you ever been in a castle? no but i want to go to this supposedly haunted castle in England 48) Nicknames? Iish, double battery single power, iishi, sushi(don't ask), iishkebab(once again don't ask), 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No... 50) Ever been to Kentucky? No but my friend is from there and i hate him, i've also been to KFC but i hate it as well 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? no 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yes but not in that way u sick perverts!!! 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nope 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Hell no 57) Do you dye your hair? No 58) Does anyone like you? Yes i think... 59) What year were you born? not saying 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? why do u care??? 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? who the f* r they? 62) McDonalds or Wendys? none 63) Do you like yourself? i have extremely low self-esteem 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair and Eyes and skin 66) Are you afraid of the dark? Used to be 67) Have you ever eaten paste? Duh 68) Do you own a webcam? It's built into my mac 69) Have you ever stripped? No! 70) Ever broke a bone? No but i sprained my ankle once 72) Do you chat on AIM often? What is that 73) Pringles or Lays? Used to like both but now i hate chips 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? yes... i think i have... 75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? babe i don't need a counselor i am one well atleast according to my friends... 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? hell no!!! 79) Do you have a birth mark? 1 80) Do you own a car? i want a lamborghini... *excessive drooling* 81) Can you cook? Yes 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. my sister 2. School 3. cowards and bitches (what can i say, i just can't stand wimps) 83) Do you text message often? I'm a girl, duh! 84) Money or love? tough choice... 85) Do you have any scars? More than 10 (I'm very Clumsy and being part of my football, basketball, soccer and lacrosse teams doesn't help) 86) What do you want more than anything right now? to go back to school!!!! 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Love them!!!! 88) Relationships or one night stands? None 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juicy fruit 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? WTF??? No i hate greasy food!!! i'm skinny and i'd like to stay that way. 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I don't think all 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Used to now they're my sisters 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? ma dad 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my grandma 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? ALL RIGHT I'M SAYING ThIS FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON"T F* CRY!!!! 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? my grandpa 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? my best friends(yep i have 2 crushes) 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My Friend 100) Who was the last person that called you? IDR For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks Kinda, I wear alot of black and have a really punkish side when people mess with my friends I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I don't know them... I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. No, it is just that they're all stupid. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!) If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fang is hotter than Iggy copy this to your profile funny quotes LOLZ!!! relax. nothing is ok. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more. never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last didn't get it. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Got a problem with me? Solve it. :D MORE FUNNY QUOTES :D When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Smile. It confuses people. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty! Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. The cops never find it as funny as you do. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. You can't spell awesome without ME! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm an optimistic pessimist. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices: 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting Opening Credits: Airplanes- b.o.b ft. hayley williams of paramore Waking Up: marry the night- lady gaga First Day At School: you belong with me- taylor swift Falling In Love: innuendo- queen Fight Song: break your heart- taio cruz Breaking Up: girlfriend- avril lavigne Prom night: broken- lifehouse Life: battlefield- jordin sparks Mental Breakdown: possibility- lykke li Driving: party rock anthem- LMFAO Flashback: mockingbird- eminem Getting back together: she's no you- jesse mcartney Wedding: love the way you lie- eminem ft. rihanna Birth of Child: halo- beyonce Final Battle: right round- flo rida ft. ke$ha Funeral Song: blind- lifehouse Final Credits: a modern myth- 30 seconds to mars Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. PMS - Possible Murder Suspect As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the heck is my ceiling?" I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!" A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!" When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard. You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it. When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head. I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over! Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites' I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence! Drive like you stole it! Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong. When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Blue October I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads. I don't need your attitude, I have my own. I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" RANDOM AWESOME QUESTIONS THAT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE IF YOU ARE NOT TOO STUPID TO THINK ABOUT THEM. there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. FUN FACTS: It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?A day without sunshine is like... night. A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. He who laughs last didn't get it. When there's a will, I want to be in it. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me -FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. 'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.(I concur.) DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE That is frick'n awesome. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile. If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile. If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're half ghost copy this into your profile. If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile! If you use Dp puns in real life, copy this to your profile. If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile. If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile. If you have a friend that is obsessed with Danny Phantom like you copy this into your profile. If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. (Jesse...Abby...) If you do your homework while watching tv copy this into your profile. (sometimes) If you think your teacher is out to get you copy this into your profile. (One of them) If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile. If you hate your name and are going to legally change it copy this into your profile. (I want to, but my mom won't let me.) If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. If you ever laughed maniacally for 3 hours for no reason copy this to your profile. If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile. If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile. If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile. If you ever broken your ankle by saying I'M GOING GHOST! and jumping from your roof copy this into your profile. ( Ahahahah it was the couch.. and it just hurt) If you ever annoyed people just for fun copy this into your profile. If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile. If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have tried smokin pot if you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy this to your profile If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this to your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall on a sugar-high copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall when not on a sugar-high copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend are insane copy this into your profile. (No BFF) If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile. EMBRACE the weirdness if you embraced the weirdness copy this into your profile. If you met your near twin (In resemblence, personality,or both) copy this into your profile. (ABBY or HANNAH!) If you think everyones out of their mind copy this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this into your profile. If you are one seriously crazed-up fan person about Danny Phantom, copy this and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If your near twin is your best friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (pretty much...STILL no BFF) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. (Hmmmm... Does Phantomville count?) If you have ever locked yourself in your room and started sobbing uncontrolablly copy this into your profile. (You'll never know) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. btw i have a fanfiction account itz roxanneredfern and i have some stories there so if you wanna check them out the uhh yeah... | |||||||
1. To love is to destroy reviewsLove, the end of a person. A monster from the deepest pits of hell.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-13 - Complete
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