Hello there, you profile-reader. Welcome to the profile of Jon!

(Third Wheeling for fourteen years)

I hope its evident to you, reader, that I enjoy writing - hence the "w" in my name - a lot! My favorite genre is by far horror, some of the most brutal, terrifying stuff out there, though I do take a break from the doom and gloom with a little romance, satire, realistics, and science fiction. I like to keep an open mind.

(Zombie obsessed)

As you can see by the little "asl" in my username, I know American Sign Language. I'm out of practice by FAR, but I do enjoy the language. My mother was a teacher of the deaf, which is how I learned.

(Musical virtuoso - not)

The "c" in my username stands for cello. I love the cello a lot lemme tell ya. I've been playing for about four years, and I enjoy every moment of it. Though I'm one of the most half-assed cellists around - I barely practice if my mom's not nagging me about it.

(Knows your secrets)

Another big thing I'm really into is psychology. All kinda of it. I just love learning about what makes the human mind tick. It's an endless subject, too, since we're constantly learning about ourselves and our relationships with other people! Ever watch the show Lie to Me? It's one of my favorite shows, mainly because it got me into reading body language and other behavioral sciences. It also helps me with getting leverage on people at school who I don't like when I know who they like to flirt with. xD

(Great listener)

As an aspiring psychiatrist, I'd be willing to listen if you ever need to talk. I'm experienced with helping people, my friends included. And there's nothing you can't talk to me about - drugs, sex, sexuality, family, relationships, school stresses - I'll always be there and I promise not to judge you.

(Arrivederci!)

Goodbye! I hope you enjoyed this profile. c: