So, I have seen many profiles where the owner lists their personality. I too have fallen prey to this before. However, no longer shall my profile be filled with useless junk like my likes and dislikes!! From now on, my profile shall be filled with the most profound of things, which shall all boggle your collective mind and make you feel as if you were viewing a nebula up close!!!...

Wait, what?

You were saying??

"Gomen-nasai, Minna San is not available at the moment. Please leave your name, number, and a short message after the beep."

BEEP

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"Ayo, GG! Yeah yeah. Shall we start?"