Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.
But that's not my real name,of course.If it was I'd hate my parents.
I have a Fanfiction account.You can find me by: percyloverx
When a GIRL is quiet ...
millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing ...
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying..
When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.
When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ...
Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
who calls you back when you hang up on him.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' :)
-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I'm like that kk!
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.
4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or My Space.
6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If there is a 2013...?
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
I know I do These Things!
Pick up lines comebacks... add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: are you from tennese? cuase youre the only ten I see.
Woman: Are you calling me fat?
Man:I semed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest?
Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves?
Who says men are worthy to toss women about,I say kick em where it hurts.See how they'll Like it.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
Things about me:
I like Purple and red.I live in England.
I have dark brown hair.I have dark brown eyes.
I'm obsessed by Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez and Emma Roberts.
I really hate myself sometimes.
I really need to focus on my brothers and my holidays and my story:Misunderstood.
I'm a sucker for kittens and cats.
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