SgtSimpson
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since: 07-21-12, id: 858649, Profile Updated: 10-20-12
country: UK
Author has written 9 stories for Horror, General, Action, and Romance.

Why hello there!

I like space. Do you like space? We ALL like space. Want to join me in space? Send me a message and I'll pick you up. We can spend some quality time in space.

I really don't like cookies. Unless they're really soft, chewy and melt in your mouth...

Okay, I like cookies. But I prefer Choc chip muffins. (No double chocolate. The chocolate sponge ruins it.) Or white choc. On its own, in a muffin or melted, I will always love white chocolate.

Also, the internet says I'm always awesome. So don't doubt that. Ever. Or I'll come and find you. And make you give me your hats. ALL YOUR HATS. NOW MINE.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH etc.

Hats are like cats. They're cute, fluffy and they sit on your head. And they have a bite that is unmatched (I lost a hand to my hat. I miss my hand.)

I don't write as much here any more - I find deviantArt to be a better environment, But I'll still post here. Find me here - http://montybojangles.deviantart.com/


1. An Untitled Love Story
A romantic story between a guy and a gir- Sigh. How many times have I heard that before. A short story about two friends who take the step further.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Published: 2-19-13 - Complete
2. As she knelt down (Alternate Ending) reviews
The alternate ending to my story, As She Knelt Down. Involves more mystery.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-13 - Complete
3. As She Knelt Down reviews
The extended cut of my 200 word story for a local competition (Not posted here, but is on dA) A girl, searching for a missing boy...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-13 - Complete
4. The Sleepover
Based on a dream I had (Isn't everything?) A innocent boy has a sleepover with a innocent sounding girl. But is that all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Published: 12-1-12 - Complete
5. The Man with the Golden Plan
An prologue of a story that came to my mind. However, I don't intend to continue it. To summarise (A friend of mine put this): "Misadventures of a guy getting kidnapped by Russian guys to and taken to a typical bond guy but British that needs him." Trust me, it's more interesting than that :D
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
6. The Tom Parable: The Complete Story » reviews
Well, the complete story. Edited to make sense, fixed any spelling/grammar mistakes and added more things. A Complete version. (Note: This contains the epilogue!)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-8-12 - Published: 9-26-12 - Complete
7. The Tom Parable: The Epilogue
Well, The final final. I promise. I really, really promise. Set 12 years from now, When Tom and the girl are married. Enjoy.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Published: 10-8-12 - Complete
8. And the Door slammed shut Chapter 2 reviews
Chapter 2 of the story "And the door slammed shut, never to be opened again" Yup, this is the end of it. Thanks to TravixMan for the ghost idea and where the story should go.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-12 - Complete
9. And the door slammed shut reviews
... never to be opened again. A Small story I wrote at the start of the summer holidays - just a little project of mine. Its about a boy who finds a road in the middle of a path - And follows it. But there's much more than that, obviously.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-12 - Complete