I'm a Crazy Writer
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since: 07-22-12, id: 858857, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, Love, Song, Humor, and Play.

Hi, I'm Nala (Not my real name)!

I'm a teenager, and I enjoy horseback riding, reading and writing (Obviously), acting, and singing.

My first attempt at a full-length story was in fourth grade, and it fell flat on it's face after four chapters or so. But It was still a good attempt! :)

Like my fourth grade story, most of my attempted novels and such have never been finished. This is due of course to a lack of interest/ inspiration. I figured Fictionpress might be a motivation to finish my stories, so reviews are and always will be welcome in any way (Except flames). Of course, constructive critisism is the best kind, and guest reviews that contain flames will be removed immediatley. I have moderate annonymous reviews enabled, so if it contains a flame, it will never make it on the site. So now. Moving on!

My first story that I will post is called "As I Lay Dying." It follows Felicia Harker, and the story of her somewhat crazy family to a budding romance. Felicia also gains new powers, after taking a dare to go into the "Forbidden Room" in her biology classroom. Felicia deals with her powers, friends, and commitments, all leading up to an exciting climax. (I hope XP )

My favorite literary piece that I'm working on is entitled "Funny Guy" -or- "Ryan's Revenge". Yes, it could probably be twisted to become a non-fanfiction work, but i'm not going to risk facing the wrath of Fictionpress mods. Therefore, I can only talk about it here. This summer, my theater company put on "Funny Girl", and it became my goal to re-write the whole play form Eddie's point of view, including scenes that should've happened. i'd post it in fanfiction, if it weren't for two things standing in my way:
A) I'm currently not allowed on fanfiction (As deemed by my perents)
B) I'm not sure that they'd except stories in script form.

So that's the story. Last year at theater camp, my writing project was a glee fanfiction entitled "A year of Klaine". I never finished that one (I stopped at June). This year it's "Funny Guy" and "As i lay Dying", so hopefully both will eventually be completed.

I will post "Funny Guy" on my website,equinetown.com. I will put the link here when it's up.


Favorite Books: Harry Potter, the Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices,The Hunger Games, The Nightshade books, The Delirium books, Lord of the Flies, The Inkheart trilogy, The Gone series, Maximum Ride, The Iron Fey, The Divergent trilogy

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter (All eight), The Hunger games, Lord of the Flies 1963 version, The Amazing Spiderman (2012), Brave, Tangled, War Horse, Titanic

Favorite Plays/Musicals: Blithe Spirit, Fiddler on the Roof, Funny Girl, You Can't take It With You, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, War Horse,Once on this Island, Wicked, the Lion King

Favorite TV Shows: Glee, the vampire Diaries, Shake it Up, Phineas and Ferb, American Pickers, Pawn stars, restaurant Impossible

Favorite Bands/Artists: taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Adele, The wanted, Christina perri, The Corrs, The Fray, Gotye, ian Axel, James Horner (Yes, I LOVE his soundtracks), Jason Mraz, Keane, Sigur Ross, The Whiffenpoofs, Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Idina Menzel, Barbara Streissand


My Stories:

"As I Lay Dying"-In progress

All Felicia Harker ever wanted was to graduate high school and get away from her crazy family, Chicago, and her biology teacher Ms. Daniels. But life had other plans for Felicia, and she found herself struggling with strange new powers and instincts, as well as a social life she never intended on having. A new life, all in one bundled package, complete with an urge to sniff (Not kick) butt.

"One Summer" -In Progress (But on hold)

"A whole summer on a tiny island with no people on it? I don't think so." Monhegan Island, Maine, is the place that takes Evelyn away from her friends, her writing camp, and boys. Until she meets Henrik Turner, who knows more about the island he lives on than most other people, including the overtold fairyhouse stories. But Evelyn needs some convincing that the island is a good place to spend the summer. It'll take one cute guy and more than one midnight hike to acheive that goal!

I'll start posting that one later. For now, I have other projects.

"My Life as Mrs. O'Malley" -In Progress

This is what happens when a bunch of middle school, high school, and college students put on "Funny Girl". Journal form.

My Plays:

"Horseback with the Awesomes" -Complete

Well, this is a TV script, not a play.I'm trying to figure out of that's allowed, because I don't typically write plays (Unless they're fanfictions apparently). But anyway, Horseback with the Awesomes is about two girls named Samantha and Christina who work and ride at a barn. A new girl named Lillie joins their lesson, and they are extremley jealous of her. Based very heavily off of real events in my life.

"Lord of the Flies" -In progress

again, not a play. This was SUPPOSED to be my summer project, but I got occupied with other things. because both Movie adaptions of Lord of the Flies are so bad, here's mine. 'Nuff said.

My Poems:

"As I Lay Dying"-Complete

The poem I wrote for my sotry of the same title.

"I Hate You"-Complete

A poem I wrote when I was really mad.

My Songs:

"Underneath the Stage Lights"-Complete

A song I wrote during the run of out seventh and eighth grade production of "A Christmas Carol". It's about a very special guy I met at rehearsal one day...

"Fourth of July"-Complete

I wrote this one weekend before the Fourth to sing at our friends' neighborhood block party. When I was eight or nine years old. :)


Plays I've been in:

Blithe Spirit (Edith)

Fiddler on the Roof (Villiager)

A Christmas Carol (Fan and the Amazingly Awesoem Random Lady on the Street)

You Can't Take it With You (Running crew)

Funny Girl (Mrs. O'Malley)


I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I don't cut anymore, but I am a frequent self-injurer)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I have a LARGE FAMILY, so I MUST feel invisible and seek attention out by criminal acticity.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SMOKE, so I MUST be goth
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parents so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.
I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST wear clogs
I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST never be sober.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I'm good with computers, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a FEMALE so I MUST only be out for sex.
I'm GAY, so I MUST be effeminate.
I'm OLDER, so I MUST always be in a bad mood.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be romantic.
I have EATING DISORDER(S), so I MUST be a peppy, stuck-up cheerleader.
I'm A FEMALE, so I MUST be incapable of controlling my emotions.
I WRITE POETRY, so I MUST be emo.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD are for what fits you.


Eddie Ryam, Eddie Ryan
I'll never see him again


1. My Life as Mrs O'Malley »
Here's what happens when you put a bunch of middle school, high school, and colleg kids together in put on a production of the famous "Funny Girl". Journal style.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,651 - Updated: 8-3-12 - Published: 7-26-12
2. Horseback With the Awesomes
A TV script I wrote for Script Frenzy in April. Samantha and Christina are at the top of their riding class until Lillie, a new rider, joins them. Antics and pranks occur until Lillie is pushed to the limit, making a choice that no one is happy with.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,268 - Published: 7-26-12 - Complete
3. Fourth of July
A song I wrote when I was eight to sing at our friend's block party.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 7-26-12 - Complete
4. As I Lay Dying Poem
A poem to go with my story of the same title. Rated T for theme.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Published: 7-26-12 - Complete
5. As I Lay Dying »
Felicia Harker wants one thing: To get through highschool quietly and without too much pressure. Just when she thinks she might get lucky, she is faced with extraordinary new powers and responsibilities Not to mention a possible romance . Then the unthinkable happens, leaving Felicia to rethink everything she has ever learned and thought. Rated T for language and character death.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,197 - Published: 7-26-12