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-- TEN AWESOME FACTS --

1. You're reading my comment

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my comment

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

EmJay’s Phobias

Verminophobia- Fear of germs
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of being eaten
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night
Mottephobia- Fear of moths
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666 (Not really, i just like the word)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

DID YOU KNOW????:
Kissing is healthy
Bananas are good for cramps
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
It's true guys GO insult you if they like you
Having someone rubbing your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
89% of guys would want girls to make the first move (kiss)
Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
Chocolate makes you feel better.
Girls love it when Guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
Guys think it's cute when Girls mess up.
A true friend will *NEVER* judge you
There is only one guy who is worth your tears
If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you
More Guys then Girls will read this.
Everyone likes surprises

Cold is a relative thing

65
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

60
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.

50
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..

40

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

35

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close
the windows.

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Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).
People in Minnesota get the furnace serviced for winter.

30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Minnesota get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

-40

ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"

-50
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie's true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Everybody has
-Tried to catch a grape in their mouth.
-Wrote on the mirror after a shower.
-Tried to stand on a ball hanging on to nothing.
-Balanced a light switch between top and bottom.
-Pretended to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.
-Made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.
-Turned the light switch on and off rapidly.
-Had a mini-spasm when thinking they're falling off the bed.
-Touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.
-Tasted rain.
-Went slightly out of their way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
-Heard their name when its not being called.
-Hates hearing their voice in recordings.
-Uses the word "thingy" when they can't remember what something is called.
-Pretend their writing in class so the teacher won't call on them.
-Said the entire alphabet because they can't remember what letter comes next.

10 strange facts
1)If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
2)The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo
3)A group of ravens is called a murder
4)There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
5)The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
6)John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
7)The average person falls asleep in seven minutes
8) People who eat breakfast are less likely to get depressed
9) Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
10)Coca-Cola was originally green. :-/

The 4 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2) Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions

Any quote not labeled is written by me.

"Never a clean break, no one here to save me, and I can't breathe with out you, but I have to."- Taylor Swift

"You're not sorry any more." -Taylor Swift

"I don't talk to people sometimes, to see if they'll miss me, but they don't." -unknown

When asked why I don't talk to people, other than to see if they'll miss me, I say, "There's just no point in saying words no one wants to/ will hear."

"If you ever, ever feel like you're nothing, you are perfect to me,"- Pink

"It's amazing what you can hide, just by putting on a smile."- Demi Lovato

"I meant it when I said, 'I wanna get well, I wanna get well.' Are the rest of you so content? Say what you want but it hurts like 'help'"-Icon for Hire

"How can I live alone?

No one sees me.

I live my days pissed.

I've got no one at home,

No one believes in me.

How much longer

Can I live like this?"

"Stumbling blindly, alone again tonight

I wander the hallways,

shaking in fright.

For now I've discovered, now I'm aware,

I am losing,

My life is a nightmare."- Derrick John

"I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here."- Taylor Swift

"I will never be good enough."

"I am a burden."

"Made a wrong turn, once or twice, dug my way out, blood and fire. Bad decisions, that's alright . . . welcome to my silly life."- Pink

"You never truly know someone until you understand the reasons why they cry."

"Depression is like cancer. One cannot simply 'snap out of it'. It's like telling someone with a broken leg to 'get over it' and run home."-dominick

"A strong person is one who can smile in the morning, like they weren't crying last night."-unkown

"I don't know how to be something you miss."- Taylor Swift

"I need you a lot more than you think."

"If I'm louder, would you SEE me?" Niall Horan

"I realized I already killed myself. Now I'm just the broken, bleeding remains."

"I won't let you make the gerat escape, I'm never gonna let you check out of this place. I'm not gonna lose you, cause the passion and pain, are gonna keep you alive someday."- Pink

"Terrified of the dark, but not if you go with me."-Pink

"When you miss someone enough, it feels like your heart is being ripped out of your chest."

"When I miss you, I think of the fun times we had, but that makes me miss you even more."

"And it's the moment when the world comes crashing down, and you just sit there . . . trembling, but yet, somehow unable to move, or unable to speak, or unable to breathe. the only thing you can do is cry."

"Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who never would have given up on them."- Unknown

"Don’t criticize me for my flaws when you can’t even recognize your own."- unknown

"Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake,"- unknown

"Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile, don’t waste her tears."- unknown

"It hurts the most when the person that made you feel special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today."- unknown

"Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock."- unknown

"Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re fake, it means you’re mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them."- unknown

"Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world- even your shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness."- unknown

"There’s a story behind every person. There’s a reason they are they way they are. Think about that before you judge somebody.."- unknown

"Have you ever wanted to ask a question, but you didn’t because you knew your heart wouldn’t be able to handle the answer?"- unknown

"Sometimes I don’t tell you how I’m feeling because I can’t find the right words to make you understand."-me

"You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel."- Johnny Depp

"Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not ok, it’s NOT THE END."- unknown

"If two people are happy together leave them alone."- unknown

"You are one of the reasons I smile."- me

"A strong person is one who is able to smile in the morning like they weren't crying last night."- unknown

"Everyone is beautiful, it just takes the right person to see it."- unknown

"And I wonder if I ever cross your mind . . . for me it happens all the time."- Lady Antebellum

"I don’t know how to be something you miss."- Taylor Swift

"you never truly know me until you understand the reasons that I cry."- me