No Name and the Lonely Machine
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since: 07-25-12, id: 859569, Profile Updated: 06-18-13
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Sci-Fi, Young Adult, Essay, and Biography.

Watch out everyone, *LAME INTRO* coming your way - Whether I happened to review one of your stories, or you liked one of my badly-written ones, welcome to my profile.

My name's Zoey. I read things, I write stuff.


Wanderlust and Walkabouts. Tattoos and fairylights. Thunderstorms and Janis Joplin. Indie rock and black-n-white photographs.


...like, modern day flower power guru mixed with gothic quirks and pessimistic satire. You feel me?


If you come across one of my stories that says I don't recommend reading: I still totally want you to read it, but it'll be very cryptic, and published only to get my feelings out there. Those ones are all me, and one-hundred-percent truthful.

I'll usually write very random one-shots, as most of my attempts to get a full-blown story are fail miserably. I have a tendency to keep things very anonymous as well, using "he" and "she" as character names.


Profile Picture: Now THAT scary-looking monster is yours truly, with my weirdly wonky, off-kilter eyebrows and acne-blistered cheeks.
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Age: An old soul.
State of Life: Fuck it. Fuck my life. Literally. Fuck it, impregnate it, and make it the next Octo-Mom.


My illegitimate sister is PearlsAndBlackRoses. Check her out, she's one badass, super awesome writer/poet/friend.


http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3927265/No-Name-and-the-Lonely-Machine


Congrats, you made it to the end. *Sarcastic Claps*


1. I Can't Even Pronounce Nostalgia Correctly reviews
I wonder while I wander. My mind wanders while I wonder. Just the musings of a seventh grader, thinking about old things, while sitting cross-legged in the grass. Didn't come out how I wanted, not very good.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-13 - Complete
2. And We'll All Float On Okay reviews
Alright, already. The peculiar feeling does not come to take me away, and I feel an overwhelming nothingness. I don't recommend reading.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-13 - Complete
3. Hey Little Train, Wait for Me reviews
Not something I'd recommend reading at all. I kind of spoke in riddles; I just needed to get something out. If it helped, I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-13 - Complete
4. Wonder reviews
One-Shot, takes place post-apocalypse. She keeps questioning why people do some things. He tries to figure out what she's thinking. Categorized as 'Young Adult' for grazing what happens after death, and rated T for a bit of language.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-13 - Complete
5. It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) reviews
No one actually believed the Mayans were right, until, well, the world pretty much ended. Destruction of civilization and humanity comes in various ways, from earthquakes to tsunamis and cannibalism to a zombie-esque plague. Eight survivors from all over the United States become banded together whether they like it or not. TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-12