My deviantart account: I go by astroshadow

My fanfiction account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4082599/astroshadow

Noveljoy.com account: I go by XastroshadowX

Favorite TV shows: Bakugan, SonicX, Sonic Underground, and Merlin

Favorite bands/Musical artists: Lifehouse, Selena Gomez, Kelly Clarkson, and Venessa Carlton, Skillet

Favorite candy bars: Milkyway and Butterfingers

Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Haddix, and James Patterson

Favorite books: most books by my favorite authors

Genre interests: sci-fi, adventure, mystery, and horror ussually as far as fiction goes.

Other interests: astrophysics, engineering, and NASA

Words that describe me: hyper, wierd, shy, crazy, random, loud, quiet, (some people know me as crazy and loud others know me as shy and quiet) friendly, happy, bookworm, short, geek/nerd (whichever, I don't really care), and wordy (at times).

we are all weird and random peoples. it's true

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy(but you love them anyways) then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

TRUE STORY:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at yourself for having a stupid conversation in your mind, yelled back, and then got into a fight with yourself, copy and paste this

If you have you're own personal world, copy and paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, then put it in your profile!

On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No, really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one. . .)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know you're in 2011 when...
1)-you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2)-you haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3)-the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or my space.
4)-you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the t.v.
6)-your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7)-as you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8)-as you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9)-and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10)-you scroll back up to see if there was a number 5.
11)-now you're laughing at you're self stupidly.
12)-put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

The Passing of an Old Friend:
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance, for Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations.

Obituary
Common Sense
-Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair , and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do indisciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a Band-Aid to a student, but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ver copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and am proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leperauchan alone, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about during a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

If you have sung a Christmas Carol nowhere near Christmas time, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with any TV show, or Movie, or book and proud of it, copy to your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (well, i know my friends are alright.)