Highway Unicorn

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since	: 07-27-12, id: 860227, Profile Updated: 06-02-13
country	: USA

Author has written 8 stories for Historical, Horror, Humor, Supernatural, General, and Fantasy.

"Your life is your life
don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is a light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.
be on the watch.
the gods will offer you chances.
know them.
take them.
you can’t beat death but
you can beat death in life, sometimes.
and the more often you learn to do it,
the more light there will be.
your life is your life.
know it while you have it.
you are marvelous
the gods wait to delight
in you."

-Charles Bukowski

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes- and ships- and sealing wax-
Of cabbages- and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot-
And whether pigs have wings."

-The Walrus and the Carpenter, Lewis Carroll

ME!

I like walruses. That's all you need to know.

Want to go to a place that revolves around Historical/Periodic novels/stories? Check out the Guillotine! http://www.fictionpress.com/forum/The-Guillotine/7160/

My nickname in The Review Game is Toot. Toot toot, here comes a butt! :D Check out the Review Game! :D It's a great place to get reviews and chat with other authors! :D

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DA account:

http://highwayamericano.deviantart.com/

Facebook page: (Leave a like >:D)

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Stories I'm Currently Focused On:

Convict's Blood

*It's a historical/romance/drama/slightly spiritual story.

*As of now, I only have plans for posting Part One of this novel. Update 1/24/2013: Part one is all posted up, which means that I will not upload anymore chapters to this site, for i'm looking into publishing this! :) Wish me luck! :D

A very special thanks to Anihry Moonstar for creating pictures/drawings of what my characters look like! :D Check her out, she's extremely talented!

Adam Jones:

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd430/AnihyrMoonstar/AdamforHighwayUnicorn.png

Seth Anderson:

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd430/AnihyrMoonstar/PaforHighwayUnicorn.png

A Young Alice Anderson:

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd430/AnihyrMoonstar/AliceforHighwayUnicorn.png

Special thanks: THANK YOU Anihry Moonstar!!! She was kind enough to beta some of my story (Convict's Blood). She is a awesome person/writer/artist/friend/everything. :D You can find her here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/626203/Anihyr-Moonstar

Viridian: The Fall

*A fantasy sci-fi. Just imagine the predator alien dude and bilbo baggins had a one night stand and nine months later this story was born.

Review Policy

I'm only returning reviews for Convict's Blood Rewrite.

Review Replies:

I saw this on another author's profile page, and thought it was a good idea to add onto my own. I never reply to reviews. To be honest, i'm kinda lazy when it comes to that sort of thing. BUT, I do appreciate reviews. I love them. They're awesome like awesome sause. So unless there is a direct question to me, i'm most likely not gunna send a review reply. Therefore, there is no fear of me lashing back over any review. I accept and value everyone's opinions.

All work by C.N.Gordon (FictionPress id. 860227) is copyrighted under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

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1. Convict's Blood Rewrite » reviews
REWRITE! An Australian woman must face the backlashes of society, nature, men, and her role as a woman. Traveling through historical events, she learns what it means to be a woman in a world controlled by men. Adult subjects such as racism, women suppression, and cruelty to fellow humans. Part one is set in Australia, 1901 through 1908. Reviews returned!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-2-13 - Published: 5-8-13

2. Jerry the Elephant reviews
A story a day May is when the writer writes one story a day throughout the month of may. May 1, 2013 story is Jerry the Elephant. Jerry snaps when there's no dinner waiting for him after a long day at work. Rated M for language.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-13 - Complete

3. Viridian: The Fall » reviews
Viridian, a world plentiful with different species and land masses, is invaded by an outside force. Now, under a new form of government and religion, thanks to said invaders, the citizens of Viridian must either conform or rebel. Aliens vs. Fantasy creatures. War, rebellion, religions, struggle, adventure, dragons, butt probing of dragons, and everything else!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 4-20-13

4. A Person in Ten Lines » reviews
Goal: Define a person and/or a person's life within ten lines.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-13 - Published: 3-13-13

5. Convict's Blood » reviews
An Australian woman must face the backlashes of society, nature, men, and her role as a woman. Traveling through historical events, she learns what it means to be a woman in a world controlled by men. Only part one of this novel is posted. Adult subjects such as racism, women suppression, and cruelty to fellow humans. Part one is set in Australia, 1901 through 1908.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,520 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 1-24-13 - Published: 8-25-12 - Complete

6. The Countess » reviews
And as he drained her of her blood, for the only reason to ruin her existence, one drop of his own fell between her parted lips and realization struck his core when he figured out how to sire his own child of the night. From that night on, he had promised her the world as they lived together as creator and monster and she loved him for that. Until his lust lead him to sire two more
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-30-12 - Published: 11-23-12

7. A Unicorn's Guide to Stealing a Mobster's Walrus » reviews
Hey there. Name's Gummy, Gummy the Unicorn. And this is how I stole a walrus from a psycotic mobster. There's also Godzillas, bondage addicts, hookers, drug dealers, zoo keepers, realtors, clubs, hallucinations, and of course, Mom. And don't worry about providing virgins to sacrifice to Godzilla, I got that covered. Crazed girlxUnicornxWalrusxMobster
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-3-12 - Published: 11-1-12

8. Just Another Normal Day reviews
It was just another normal day in our little town. That was until Mr. Cornell changed. Short story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-12 - Complete