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If you did not read that with some ease, et-gay off-ay y-may ofile-pray. Just kidding.

I also have a FanFiction.net account by the same name, so if you like Disney Channel, check it out.

My first story here will be a memior. It will also be funny. My life is odd. All names have been changed.

If you don't like my stories, I don't care. Just be nice with your meanness in the reveiws. I hope you know what that ment, because I just confused myself. Also, when I put the title of the story {like this in the middle of my stories}, it's to change scenes.

Age: 12 *cough-cough* 13!

Things I Like: Writing; television; computer; dancing; school (but just because I'm really smart); sleeping; drawing; reading; talking; texting; playing clarinet; my besties; love/hate pairings; etc.; etc...

Things I Hate: Nuts (I'm allergic); pre-algebra; gym; if I listed everything else, you'd be up I night reading this.

AWESOME QUOTES!:

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” -French Knight, Monty Python And The Holy Grail

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” -Rodney Dangerfield

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'” -Charlie Brown, Peanuts

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” -Unknown

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” -Albert Einstein

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.” -Douglas Adams

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” -Groucho Marx

“Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.” -Unknown

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” -Groucho Marx

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.” -Lemony Snicket

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.” -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” -Dave Barry

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” -Albert Einstein

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to pick one that fights back.” -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” -George Carlin

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” -Unknown

What I've learned is not to change who you are, because eventually you're going to run out of new things to become.” -Taylor Swift

“If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe

“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.” -Bill Cosby