Welcome.

Clearly, my profile picture is a picture of myself, because, as everyone knows, dogs can write these days.

What you (probably don't) need to know -

I am not actually a dog (which you probably realised), although I may occasionally act like a bitch.

I live, breathe, sleep, and compulsively write. My fingers are decidedly crooked for this reason. Given the physical capability, I'd probably eat and drink writing as well, but I depend on coffee.

I'm way too young to be published, but that doesn't mean it's for lack of trying. I've recently enjoyed my first rejection from a literary agency, and signed up for classes for my first quarter of university.

If I'm not listening to music, it's because I've lost my headphones or my iPod is dead. I listen to almost everything, and if you don't believe me, my current favourites include (but are definitely not limited to) Rise Against, All Time Low, The Cure, The Smiths, Ellie Goulding, Of Monsters and Men, and Zoe Keating.

I have a desperate desire to flee my country, not because I hate it necessarily, merely because there are a lot of way more interesting places out there.

Also, I have absolutely no life. I have two friends, and one of them just moved 200 miles away for his university. This means more time for writing! (At least that's what I tell myself when I get depressed about it...)

So, yeah. That's me, Mouse and Stupid Productions, the big yellow dog with his foot in his mouth, in a nutshell.

Also, I'm not a guy, but my dog is, and he's adorable, which is why he's my profile picture. But if you have taste, you've noticed that already...