Introduction:

"Your profile has an introduction?" you may ask. Why yes, it does in fact. No, I am not intending to make a novel out of my profile. In fact, this is just an area where I can say: "Hi! This is me. I am a human being. And a very special human being at that. Talk to me!" and things of the like. With that said.

Hi! This is me. I am a human being. And a very special human being at that. Talk to me!

Name:Generally, I am called Monster, and it is my favorite nickname. However, there are a few people who call me Shade, because I had a character named Shade. O,o

Age:Okay, I'll say it. I'm in ninth grade, hopefully moving into tenth next year.

Appearance:However you imagine me! :D Just don't make me look like a Sasquatch. Please. On a different note, I tend to drop little hints here and there very frequently, so putting it all together, I'm sure you could get a full blown image of me. x3 But we'll just ignore that right now.

Personality: *Open to interpretation* Who knows, I may be a jerk. Or I could be a really nice person. Or I could be an idiot. You could always talk to me, and I would be more than likely to spew out my self-perception at some point. Until then, please, make your own perception.

Le 21 Things I Must State:

#1. I'm a Christian. The reason I'm saying that, is because I want people to know why I act kind of... Mellow at times. =P

#2. You see that beautiful profile picture? Ya. I drew that. :3 JUST KIDDING! Actually, it was my previous avvie that I had drawn. This one I just found online.

#3. I'm totally vain, and love to talk about myself. Tell me if it gets too out of hand, please. -_-

#4. I love Constructive Criticism of all shapes, colors, and sizes. To both give to other people, and to receive. Give me ConCrit! :D

#5. I'm a roleplayer. Yep. You can find me on quite a few forums around FictionPress and FanFiction.

#6. I'd like to say I'm a grammar Nazi, but that's a total lie. More like, I'm against chat speak (except for lol and rofl), and I would prefer if you capitalize properly and add punctuation. Spelling mistakes are okay, as long as they aren't absurd. However, I hold myself to that standard more than I do others, so don't worry.

#7. I never cuss. I'm strictly against cussing for myself. I guess it doesn't really bother me if other people do, but I personally don't like to cuss. Therefore, cuss words are never mentioned in my stories, or anywhere else. For the record, the word "crap" does not count in my book.

#8. Sexual things make me uncomfortable. Therefore, I will timeskip anything of the sort in roleplay, and I shun mentioning it in my stories. This DOES bother me when other people talk about it, so I appreciate it if it wasn't mentioned around me... But whatever.

#9. My stories will never go above the T rating, and the T is mainly for violence.

#10. I'm rather morbid. I love writing violent stories with lots of blood and guts. Not sure why, I just do. Maybe because I like to write death scenes... O.o I don't even know...

#11. I'm not a really lovey-dovey person. I can't write lovey-dovey stuff, and I can't be lovey-dovey towards other people. I simply find it boring. =L Which is why I try to spice up romance roleplays... A little romance is okay, but stories and such completely dedicated to it is definitely not my thing.

#12. I really like stories about revenge. I just think that it's a great motivator for characters. Which is why most of my bad guys are after revenge.

#13. I think steampunk is cool. I'm not steampunk myself, but I just think old fashioned machines and stuff are SUPER cool. Which is why one of my characters is an inventor. :3

#14. I like dystopia novels. Which means I like books about fantasy worlds that are in great turmoil. Ones that are dark and creepy for the majority of the book, but see the light right at the end.

#15. I like sad books, but with happy endings. So basically, please kill off a ton of the characters and make people sad, but just make sure it's all for a greater purpose. x3 Like I said, I'm morbid.

#16. I don't cry often. Strangely enough, I rarely cry at things that usually make people cry. Like sadness, for instance. The one thing that makes me cry is extreme frustration, I'd say. Whether it's internal, or external.

#17. I used to struggle with depression, but now I don't. You want to talk about details, I guess you could send me a PM.

#18. I like to hear about other people's problems. Not in an evil way, I just like listening to people's rants. It gives me a chance to tell about my experiences with similar problems, and how they were fixed for me. :3

#19. Algebra is a pain in the butt. 'Nuff said.

#20. Edgar Allen Poe is cool. I'm not emo or anything, I just love his poetry.

#21. I'm a poet. I love writing poetry, but I hate how everyone seems to think that poets are all depressed and stuff. O.o If you read my poems, you'll find that most of them address problems and then hope for getting through, not depressing sob-stories about my life. =P

My Works:

The Definition of Lonely.
Not a story, but not poetry. I was a little confused where to put this one, as it is a little less than a genuine story. So I put it under fiction. Well, I guess it's my own definition of loneliness. =P Rated K. One-shot, thus complete.

Rainy Days.

Poem about the rain, and a brighter hope for tomorrow. :3 Rated K. One-shot, thus complete.

Hallucinate.

A modern day fantasy, about a girl who everyone thinks is crazy because she sees things no one else sees. Rated T. Multi-chapter, idea has been set aside for a later date.

Three Years Sailing.

The first, and only love poem I have ever written. Yes, even I have emotions. Rated K. One-shot, thus complete.

Chasing Shadows.

Poem about how we chase after all these useless things, but they never really seem to help us. Rated K. One-shot, thus complete.

My Forums:

Just one, called "Pick a Plot Roleplay." You should check it out, it's pretty cool. :D Created to suit everyone's roleplaying needs.

Other Arts:

Check out my DeviantART account! :D

http://epic-froggy.deviantart.com/

-And the Monster Has Left the Building-