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I'm just another romance addict that's a bit on the loopy side. My profile speaks for itself: (By the way if you don't like to read vast numbers of random facts/jokes, I suggest you scroll all the way down - and I mean all the way down)! :)
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind and that explains why I'm considered crazy
Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile..
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you think Hades is cool, copy and paste this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I'm not sure - I didn't time myself. Note to self: next time you space out don't forget to put the stopwatch on)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these , copy this into your profile!
If you are copying and pasting these when you are supposed to be doing your homework, copy this into your profile!! ;)
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.
If you are frequently told to be quiet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again refer back to the note to self and time yourself)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Here's some more randomness:
Dear person you just said One Direction can't sing,
I'll give you 5 seconds to run.
Sincerely, a dedicated Directioner
Please keep dumping Taylor Swift.
Sincerely, I enjoy her bitter break-up songs
So all I have to do is lie?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!
Dear "I slept like a baby",
Haha, loser. You must have been so depressed when you woke up.
Sincerely, Slept like a hibernating bear... and it was awesome!
Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,
Sincerely, real vampires don't exist
Dear Monsters Inc.
Well... This is awkward...
Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia
You say nothing is impossible.
Sincerely, open an umbrella in your mouth.
Dear "I'm done with girls they're all the same",
It's not my fault you date the "bad girls" that every guy wants. I get she may be hot but chances are there's something fake about her. Open your eyes more, you might have missed a true girl that is closer than you think; like me.
Sincerely, perfectly imperfect girl who you passed up for the plastic barbie doll.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
You actually showed what real teenagers do...
Sincerely, Ron and Harry procrastinated on all their homework and finals until the night before.
Smile. You're beautiful.
Dear copy cat,
I can see you looking at my test.
Sincerely, Straight A student willing to fail her test to teach you a lesson
Go pick on someone your own size!
Dear teacher who put me in between the immature best friends,
Why do you hate me?
Sincerely, the quiet girl who is trying to do her work.
Dear boy crushing on a girl,
Please man-up and ask her out already!
Sincerely, impatient girl.
It only took you 4,100 pages to kiss me.
Dear Mr. Diggory,
Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff
Dear Team Jacob,
Please read book 4. YOU LOSE!
Sincerely, Team Edward
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear girls who have been dumped.
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.
Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.
Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast
Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Sincerely, your boss
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
Sincerely, yes, coffins have great reception
Dear Trident Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Dear Rubik's Cube,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Mars Bar?
Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.
Dear career placement tests,
You wish you were me.
Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.
Dear unborn son,
Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.
Sincerely, soon to be father.
Dear Wizard Community,
It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.
Sincerely, Minister for Magic.
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