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Name: Qwerty282, but you can call me Qster for short (KEU-ster).
Age: I'm not tellin'! But I am in school, and that's the only clue.
Relationship: Single and not looking.
Favourite Games: Halo, Bionicle, Mass Effect and Raze
Strength: Somehow exploding non-explodable things (like that ant nest...), TBS games
Weakness: Why the hell should I tell you? Oh wait... are you one of THEM?! *cocks shotgun*
Dream Weapon: EMP-capable Plasma Projectile Minigun with an oversized Katana welded on the side and a Grenade Launcher welded on top. TOTAL CARNAGE!!! (If construction of said weapon was possible)
Dream House: A 25 klick long and 10 klick high starship with c. 5000 AD technology and weaponry with 10 m thick Titanium A and ceramic battle plating.
Hits: Halo, Xbox, Mass Effect, Sci-Fi, NemesisTheory, Waterflame, Left 4 Dead, Strike Force Heroes, Raze, HTML, BIONICLE, Hero Factory, Dan Brown, Jim Butcher, Books, Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Guns, Science (Astronomy, Astrology, Xenobiology, Nanotechnology, Neurology, Chemistry, Astrophysics, Biology, Microbiology, Computer Science, Paleontology, Archaeology, Geography, Geology, Psychology, Biochemistry), Math in general, RTS, TD, TBS, Lego, Robots, AI, VI, Computers, Things that go boom, Blowing up things that go boom, Swords, Making weapons and IEDs (but I'm not a terrorist!), War games, Summer break, FanFiction.Net
Misses: Twilight, Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Algebra, Most pop songs and artists, Girly stuff, Cameras, Heights, Dark corners, Insensitive jerkheads, Bitchy people, Bad internet, Porn addicts, School in general, n00b farmers, Cyberbullies, Flamers, Internet trolls, Homework, Public Speaking, Bullies, Racists, Terrorists, Warmongers, Thick-headed stubborn idiots, Stalkers, Fights
Heh. Finally got around to using my FictiionPress. -1/6/13
Decided to do something where I can update stuff going on in my life, I suppose. -11/25/12
Qwerty282 here. I am a Bionicle, Raze, Mass Effect and Halo fan who has some serious psychological problems (or what most people consider problems, to me they're fun).
I am a bit of a geek (especially in canon of certain games) and tend to go overboard when someone messes up something, though I try to hold back. Also, I have sub-consciously memorised the entire history of several gaming universes (Halo, Bionicle, Mass Effect, Raze...) so I can pretty much state 80% of what happened, but no hard dates.
By the way, does anyone hear that incessant whining when you turn on one of those electronic pest reppellents that keep mosquitos away with sound? No one else in my familiy does.
So yeah, hop byfor more awesome Raze 2 stuff. And please review my stories. I need as much feedback as possible. Thanks.
My inbox is always open so if you feel the urge, you may drop a comment.
Qwerty282 signing out.
Here's my-ooh...Shiny... Nope that's the foil from my chocolate from *runs foil through excessively complex and large machine* 2010! - Oh right. Here's my brainwaves and they are rather hard to find as I am distracted rather easily... Ooh-Shiny...
The Elementor Chronicles: What happens if all the elements where in fact controlled by four supernatural beings who lived for thousands of years? And what happens if certain members of each species throughout the galaxy where destined to wield control over a certain element? And what if, just what if, every one hundrede thousand years one member of one species, specifically chosen, is picked to mentor the next generation of supernatural elementals? And what if humanity is really a lost colony of a vast alien empire? A five part series. -Undergoing drafting...
The Lone Survivor: What happens if one simply has had enough? -English Project. Up. Completed.
None at the moment!
If you aren't interested you may skip the rest of my bio from here.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it." -Anonymous
"Caffiene! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!" -Anonymous
Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over. -Anonymous
"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail." -Anonymous
"This is good. And crazy. I think I like it." -Anonymous
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." -Anonymous
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." -Anonymous
"We live, we die, and the wheels of the bus go round and round." -Anonymous
"Guns don't kill people... but they sure help." -Anonymous
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." -Anonymous
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." -Anonymous
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." -Unknown
Suicide is a persons way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit." —Unknown
"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." —Unknown
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. —Unknown
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Unknown
"Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the whole damn Valley!" -Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -Unknown
"Why is it always me?!" -Unknown
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." - Woody Allen
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students. —Louis Hector Berlioz
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. —Douglas Adams
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? -it is the same angels breathe. — Mark Twain
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton
"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." Laurence J. Peter
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." – Abraham Lincoln
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rick Cook
"Give me a lever long enough, and a fulcrum on which to place it, I can move the world." - Archimedes
"Yer forgetting Rule #1: Do I look as if I give a flying fuck?" -Qwerty282
"You only live once, so try not to fuck it up." -Qwerty282
"Every silver lining has a cloud." -Qwerty282
"I know approximately 250 ways to kill you and, let's face it, you don't live that many times." -Qwerty282
"Having multiple personalities is like having a high tech starship with a motley crew, and it's awesome!" -Qwerty282
"I like my digital life so much better than my stupid real life." —Simmons
"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." —Sarge
"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." — Church
"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" —Sarge
"Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"—Grif
"I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy. Unfortunately for us both... I like crazy." -Cortana
"I'm ready! How bout you?" -Emile-A239
"Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson
"Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs, until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts! Am I right, Marines?" -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson
"Don't look like any 'uneven elephant' to me - more like two squid kissing." -SgtMaj. A. J. Johnson
"Whoa...it's like a postcard: Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here." -PFC Chips Dubbo
"Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die." -LtCmdr. Kurt Ambrose (Kurt-051)
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95% of teens would break down if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building to kill himself. Copy and paste if you're the 5% that would grab your camera yelling, "JUMP ALREADY!!"
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Mr.Alaska, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Spartan Ninja, Uncle Joe, Ebony017, Myevltwin, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo, Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Kireteiru, Qwerty282,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Homicidal Whispers, naruhina-fanboy-devlin, Spartan Ninja, Qwerty282,
-I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again ... same senario ! I departed the store with the $46.64. -I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon For a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little Chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. -One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where ?" -While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff." -I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." -My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. -My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. -I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" -While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Bravo to the dotty and blur people of the world, for they make life so much more funny.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film, "Did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. Contradiction! 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? Imean, besides death, of course. 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile
if this site is an addiction and your parents don't know add this to your profile
if you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for basically no reason, add this to your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Siblings can be/are very irritating... If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wish you could be a character from the Halo universe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Chief and Cortana should be together (despite Cortana being an A.I.), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be a Spartan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane, know, and enjoy it, copy and paste this on your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who would answer, "where to begin?"
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
••) .•) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism and racists
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. ) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy and paste this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) I am definitely a writer!
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