Bonjour! J'e m'apelle Dalal. Je parle l'anglais et le français, comme vous pouvez le dire. J'espère que vous trouverez mes histoires très intéressant!

Welcome, young cricket!

Name-Should I tell you...OKAY. It's Dalal. Duh-lawl. Yeah.

Hobbies-Singing, writing...yeah, I'm sorry, those are the only things I love and am good at.

Specialties-Clumsiness! Yhup, I fall over everyday, and always get hurt. I am always fully aware...okay, no, that's a lie. I can trip over my own foot. Seriously, I am just that...wonderful.

Music-Clasical, alternative, rock, metal, pop rock, all that stuff.

Food-EVERYTHING EDIBLE...possibly things that are not edible...that's for me to know, and you to find out.

About The Wonderful Person You Are Reading About-So, I love snakes and penguins. My favorite color is orange. I PROCRASTINATE. Sorry.

Journal (because I am just that cool)

12-21-12-We didn't die today! I really knew we weren't going to, so yeah. Not much of a surprise. Um, today I got to slack off and have parties all day in school, and in gym we got to play basketball, and I got hit with basketballs on my chest, back, leg, arm, stomach, twice on the head, and my pinky, and it sprained my pinky. :'( BUT OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS AWESOME. I RECEIVED BUNCHES OF GIFTS! :3

12-26-12 MY FRIEND GOT A PHONE! Okay, let's not use her real name. We shall call her Vanessa, mostly because she loves that name. So, like I was saying, my friend finally got a phone. FINALLY. Now I don't have to call her home phone and go through the awkward transition of asking her step-dad if she's there. Yes, I am THAT shy. -_- Desperately wishing I was a people person. Speaking of which, I was playing Sims 3 on Wii, and I made a Sim that was EXACTLY like me. They sure had a hard time...

12-28-12 Okay, nothing happened. I text 'Vanessa' and she called me really early in the morning, thus interuptting my sleep. That girl is so weird sometimes. Well, nom. I have nothing to say. I just kinda vegged out today. Shrugs & Sighs... BLARGH. The most exciting thing I did today was listen to my music...so I'm gonna go play some video games now, then go to sleep. Oh precious sleep...

1-4-13 :D Updating in 2013! I feel as if 2012 happened just...FOUR DAYS AGO :O Well, anyways, I"ve worked extra hard on updating atleast one of my stories each day. It's working out well. Though Royal Fire and Forced To Do Alot are my favorites. Just saying. That's all. Blah. Without school my life is boring. Can't believe I just said that.

1-5-13 Let's just say I am so happy right now! My favorite stories, Royal Fire and Forced To Do Alot have alot of views! Maybe not reviews, but views! So I'm thinking about getting rid of Uphill From Here and The Woman Who Sang. I don't have fun writing them and they haven't gotten views. In all honesty, they lack excitement and are painful to write. I like writing things that are interesting. Not painfully boring.

1-8-13 UGH. This whole new...wait for it...MONTH is bothering me. On my papers I keep putting December. Yet I remember it's 2013. My mind sometimes! I swear, mini purple alien space cats are up in my logical side of my head, dancing aroung and eating chocolate, while I sit here having a hard time comprehending things. GAWSH. I swear, I am so gonna beat them up AND steal there chocolate because they just mess EVERYTHING UP.

1-10-13 After much, and I mean MUCH, consideration I decided to bring back Uphill From Here, but instead do it from 3rd person. I kind of knew where it was going, and I really did like it, but it got sloppy somewhere along the line. I'm gonna fix it up and hopefully today add a new chapter to both Forced To Do Alot and Royal Fire. :3

1-11-13 :(:(:( I didn't update! I did however get some of a chapter for FTDA and RF. RF has a really cool chapter!

1-17-13 I'M SORRY! I've been lazy. Oh well. Not my fault.

1-26-13 Calm Before The Storm is my new story :3 Today has been a bad day. But typing that book made me forget. So, yeah.

1-30-13 So today I'm sick. Bad news for me, but good for you! And why is that? Well, bad for me because I hate being sick, but good for you because I get to add more to my stories! :D

2-9-13 Ugh I'm sick AGAIN. This means more story time and more runny noses. :C SAD FACE IS SAD :C

2-16-13 Yes, I made Calm Before The Storm a FRENCH VERSION. I am still doing the original version, but I speak French and I absolutely love the language so I thought I'd make my favorite story a version in French. And so far it's really good I guess. :)

2-23-13 Oh Chase. You...ugh.

3-27-13 It's been quite a time. Dude, FictionPress got all fancy on me.

And when it all goes to hell

Will you be able to tell

Me you're sorry with a straight face

The Patron Saints Of Fakes And Liars

From day one I talked about getting out

But not forgetting about

How my worst fears are letting out

He said why put a new address

On the same old loneliness

When breathing just passes the time

Until we all just get old and die

Now talking's just a waste of breath

And living's just a waste of death

And why put a new address

On the same old loneliness

And this is you and me

And me and you

Until we've got nothing left

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dieing

What you do on your own time's just fine.

My imagination's much worse, I just never want to know.

Calm Before The Storm

I'm not ready for a handshake with death, no

I'm just such a happy mess, whoah

Pavlove

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people!!!!!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Princess-Christina-Ark, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia (Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge), The Holy Dead, snapapplez101

"Don't you care what others think about you?" my teacher Mrs.Zauerof. "No why should i care?" "I am me what's wrong with that?" if you agree paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door (Or a wall. Or a person. Or a tree. In your own backyard. Multipul times.) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE it when people put the same thing on their profile more than once copy this to your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you didn't know that Forte from Save Me Lollipop and Kaoru from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know that Rokka from Save Me Lollipop and Honey from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Fact #162738978342, you were to lazy to read that number. Post this on your profile if it got you.

If you have ever put a complete story on alert please copy and paste.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma. I will gladly help you.

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress? Congress.

Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe 2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that cannot be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When I go to sleep at night I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, "This is going to take more than one night..."

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

If you can't win silently, lose as loud as possible

"You're born an original, don't die a copy because it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you are not."

Live well, Love much, Laugh often

I can't help but respect anyone who has followed their dreams

Life is short. But books are eternal

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly

Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate.

There is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

I mustache you a question...But I think I will shave it for later

Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad...Now let me use your crutches

I'm bringing a baby T-Rex to school..I gave him a list of all the kids I want him to eat

"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”

"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes."

QUETE TIME!!!!!!

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison

"Sanity? What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing." --Kenpachi Zaraki on Sanity

Silence is golden, but ducktape is silver!

"I'M TURNING THIS CAKE INTO A BOMB

"My train of thought ran away and didn't come back. It now lives in the wild."- Thief of Black Winged Heart