Hey! This is my profile. Yes, my profile and mine alone! This is my first time actually, writing a story and showing others. But hey, like hell I care that it might suck! Sucks its my first time. Got a problem?! I have an account on FanFiction, my pen name is, "Yokai-wish" I hope I can make enjoyable stories here. To tell the truth I don't know what to put on my profile. Do have a problem with that to!?

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Age: well lets see...scratch that...

Birthday: January 5

Gender: Believe it or not, I'm a girl. Yes a girl who is tomboyish and a little girlish too.

Languages: English, well of course that's obvious. ;P I know a little Greek. Though I'm not Greek at all. Some German. I'm currently learning some French. And Japanese from my grandpa.

Town: Oh!...Wouldn't you like to know?

Country: USA

State: Washington

Editor: Sora Takara

Things I'm proud of: I'm proud that there's Japanese blood flowing through my family. I'm proud that I have such talented loving kind of family including relatives! Especially, my mum. Thanks! ;D

What I want to be when I grow up: A manga-ka and a translator.

Things I Like: Books, Drawing, Cross country,track, ditching some of my classes, emailing, listening to music, watching anime, reading manga, swimming, painting, traveling, and eating, Pocky( Duh. Like who doesn't like pocky.)

Things I dislike: Perverts, girly girls, people who are judgmental, Justin Beaber, spiders, having five brothers.

My personality: I'm usually a, happy-go-lucky girl, though I have a lot of different personalities, be warned some of my personalities are dangerous. When I do change my personalities, I'll warn you that talk only to the soft personality.(Te he hee!)

My worst subject in school is: Science! That is soooooo boring! My mom is always saying its my best subject because I get A's on every test. I will tell you that every one of my experiment go wrong. So its like this in my head:( Mom you say that fuck'n word one more time and you will be sorry!) Oh and that's is when my personalities start to change.

Anime I Know and have or am watching:

(00) Ride Back

(0)Inuyasha,

(1) Bleach,

(2) Blue Exorcist,

(3) Avatar The last Airbender,

(4) Korra,

(5) Nabari,

(6) Naruto,

(7) Soul Eater,

(8) Zombie Loan,

(9) Kenshin,

(10) Secret World Of Ariety,

(11) Fullmetal Alchemist,

(12) Fullmetal Panic,

(13) Hell Girl,

(14) Mushishi,

(15) Shugo Chara,

(16) Black Lagoon,

(17) Black Cat,

(18) Lupin The Third,

(19) Castle In The Sky,

(20) Spirited Away,

(21) Howls Moving Castle,

(22) Ponyo,

(23) The twelve Kingdoms,

(24) Gravitation,

(25) Tales Of Earthsea,

(26) Uron Host Club,

(27) Escaflowne,

(28) Myself Yourself,

(29) Chibi Vampire,

(30) Nasuca ( I probably spelled that wrong),

(31) Kyo Kara Maoh,

(32) Fruit Baskets

(33) Marmalade Boy

(34) My Hime

(35) My z-hime

(36) My Otome

(37) Vampire knight

(38) Vampire Knight Guilty

(39) Yu Yu Hakusho

(40) Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

(41) One Piece

(42) Prince of Tennis

(43) Ouran High School Host Club

(44) Get Backers

(45) Skip Beat!

(46) Wolf's Rain

(47) Kuroko no Basuke

(48) Flam Of Recca

(49) Lucky Star

(50) Elfin Lied

(51) Full Metal Panic

(52) Princess Mononoke

(53) Natsume Yuji-Cho

(54) Karin

(55) Kimi ni Todoke

(56) Ultra Maniac

(57) Gauken Heaven

(58) Guin Saga

(59) Fushigi Yugi

(60) Girl who leapt through time

(61) Arcana Famiglia

(62) May Otome-zwei

(63) K-on!

(64) The twelve Kingdoms

(65) D.N. Angle

(66) Fire Tripper

(67) Stein's Gate

(68) Death Note

(69) Darker Than Black

(70) Junjou Romanitica

(71) FAKE

(72) Descendants Of Darkness

(73) Dragon Ball Z

(74) Naruto Shipoudon

(75) Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

(76) Ouron High School Host Club

List still incomplete...

Manga I'm reading, or have read: Dawn of Arcana,

Marmalade Boy,
Hana Kimi,
Gravitation,
Until the Full moon,
Zombie Loan,
Shuga Chara,
From Far Away,
Fruits Basket,
Full moon,
Chibi Vampire,
Tail Of The Moon,
W Juliet,
Gatcha Gacha,
Rin!,
Ai Ore! Love Me,
Library Wars,
Angle Sanctuary,
Doubt!,
Seiho Boy's High school,
Stepping On Roses,
God Child,
Arata: The Legend,
Saiyuki Reload,
TOTO the wonderful Adventures,
Mars,
Red River,
Ultra Maniac,
B.O.D.Y,
Tokyo Boys and Girls,
Hot Gimmick,
Our Kingdom,
Honey Hunt,
March Story,
Immortal Rain,
I.N.V.U.,
Camera Camera Camera,
Imadoki Nowadays,
Crown!,
Fairy Cube,
Death Note,
Bleach, (I think the anime is better though)
Kuro ko no basuke,
Avatar the last Airbender,

List still incomplete...

Movies I watched of Studio Ghibli:

Spirited Away

Princess Mononoke

The Cat Returns

Castle in the Sky

Whisper of the Heart

Grave of the Fireflies

Tales from Earthsea

Nausicaa

Howl's Moving Castle

Ponyo

The Secret World of Arriety

List still incomplete...

Awesome, Funny, Stupid, Hilarious, and scary funny but true, Quotes!!:

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

Gone Insane Be back Later

Okay I have to tell you something REALLY IMPORTANT it's on number 1 :3

1.Wait no go to number 3

2. Eh heh sorry It's on number 4

3. Gosh! I forgot I think it's on number 5

4. Jeez I was positive it was on here, Check number 8

5. Oh wait!! It's on number 2

6. No I lied check 7

7. Geez! I just wanted to say...Hi X3

8. Don't get mad, but it's on number 10 X3

9. I'm sure it's on number 6!!!

10. Boy am I forgetful oh! Go to number 9!!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is
odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so
unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy
this onto your profile!

And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku."

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

"Sometimes you must,
"Hurt in order to know"
"Fall in order to grow"
"Lose in order to gain"
"Because Life's greatest lessons are learned through...
Pain."

" Jesus, Save Us From Hell!"

"If I can leave it to my cute son and loving daughter, my heart will never be troubled by it!" ( Zero's father from Vampire Knight)
*Smack, Crack* (Zero)
"I know I was raised by you but I don't ever remember becoming your son!" ( Zero)
" You pay to much attention to the details, Kiryuu-chan." ( Zero's father)
"All of you, Hurry back to your dorms! Having to deal with you all running around screaming "kya kya, kya kya" every day...
*Punch, Punch*( Yuki)
"You were late! Don't talk like you're all "high-and-Mighty"! (Yuki)
*Punch, Punch, Punch Punch, Punch, Punch, Punch, Punch, Punch, Punch*(Yuki)
"It's our duty as prefects, so have some respect!"( Yuki)
*Punch, Punch, Punch Punch, Punch, Punch, Punch*(Yuki)
* Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Push, Push Push, push* ( Zero)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1993. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, " Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures descendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and paste this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it!

Some Boy Sides of me:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck. X
You own/ed an X-Box. X
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. X
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun. X
Talk with food in your mouth. X

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheer-leading as a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance? X
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. X ( Sad but true I know)
Like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

sweetness
This is really sweet...

When a guy is quiet, a million things are running through his mind.

When a guy is not arguing, he is thinking deeply.

When a guy looks at you with his eyes full of question, he is wondering how long you will be around.

When a guy answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, he is not fine at all.

When a guy stares at you, he is wondering why you are lying.

When a guy rests his head on your chest, he is wishing for you to be his forever.

When a guy wants to see you everyday, he wants to be pampered.

When a guy says "I love you." he means it.

When a guy says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re-post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re-post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re-post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy when I am at sea,

I promise to remember Annabeth when a spider comes at me,

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course,

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse,

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free pony ride",

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side,

I promise to remember Thalia when ever a friend is scared of heights,

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever someone gives me a fright,

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scolding her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others,

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars,

I promise to remember Rachel when ever I see a limo pass my car.

Death -The action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will
comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST
FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he
breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will
call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to
you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're
okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time
of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw
you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:
Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to
you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the
reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM
and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail
you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be
sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh
about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days
then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses
your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very
embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole
crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would
knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high
school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when
they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the
rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

When Life hands you lemons Burn Lifes House down

People that I Think Should be Hit! :I

Twilight:

Edward-He acts like a four year old and he's 93! (We do love him and his temper tantrums though)
Jacob- I want to beat him with a metal bat.
Human Bella- She needs to stop doing stupid shit and getting into trouble.
Rosalie-She scares the both of us!(Right?)

Vampire Knight:

Kaname-...can't say...
Zero-We love him and all but he needs to stop the emoness!!
Yuki-She's unbelieveably annoying in the anime!! I want to shoot her with the Bloody Rose!!
Rido-He's not a nice a person!
Ruka-She's an annoying fangirl
Aido-He needs to stop being bipolar and go back to being his cute, cuddly self!

Vegetarian 4 life, join me become veg and we can save animals lives;

You say English, We say Japanese

You say cartoon, We say Anime De Arimasu

You say goodnight, We say Oyasumi

You say cars, We say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Beiber, We say Vocaloid

You say cat, We say Neko

You say swords, We say Bleach

You say reality, We say anime

You say stupid, We say baka :P

You say comics, We say manga

You say countries, We say Hetalia

You say hello, We say Konnichiwa

You say boy, We say shounen

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say crazy, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We say One Piece

You Say Family, We say Fairy Tail

You Say Ninja, We say Naruto

You Say Detective, We say Meitantei Conan

You say thief, We say Kaitou Kid

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

*If you love animals copy and paste this into your profile*

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIANso I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA( Don't and Heck I don't feel like knowing what that is!!!!!)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. ( I'll give you a hint. I would like to do that! But sadly I'm under age...)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.( Not really at all)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Far from it actually.)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I might believe that if I couldn't beat everyone in my 7th grade class at tug-of-war)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Again, ancestry)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (Ancestry)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Blame my god-damn braces. I can't wait 'till I get the little fuckers out of my mouth)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government (sometimes), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I like it very much, yes!)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. ( Nope I'm sorta really how do you say it...to sort)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

Im GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

some people call me crazy
some call me a fool
some people call me evil
some people think I'm a psycho
with a messed up head
some people avoid me
fearing that they'll soon be dead
some people think I'm odd
not always in a good way
these people aren’t around no more
but then, what can I say?
People think I’m different
I take it as a complement
Some people want me to die
Sometimes I agree, no lie
Aww, I'll admit it, heck...
all these people were correct.

The 5 ways to got kicked out of Wal Mart!( I didn't do this but made me laugh when I found it!!)
1. Open all the candy bars saying "I have to find that Golden Ticket
2. Write "I see dead things" on the Computers
3. Throw skittles at people saying "Taste the rainbow"
4. Put a Dora doll in the middle of the store and when someone tries to pick it up yell "Swiper no swiping!
5. Stand up in a basket and have your friend push you around yelling, "The British are coming!"

8 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
1. Go up to some old geezer and say 'GRANDPA! YOUR ALIVE! ITS A MIRICLE!' etc.
2. Hold Barbie for ransom
3. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
4. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
5. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well.. I've been waiting..'
6. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
7. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
8. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

31 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1.but somthing from tiwan and just after you check out hold it up and say "take that china!!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17.grab a barbie doll and shout "BUT BARBIE,WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER!"
18.re-dress all the, male mannicans into girl close
19.play with the automatic doors
20.walk up to a complete starnger and say "Hi! i havnt seen you in a long time!" (etc) and see what happens
21.ride a display bicycle through the store and say your taking it for a test drive
22.go up to a really old employ and point to them putting up a call me sign
23.as the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner look mesmerized and say "WOW!, Magic!"
24.randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
25.make up nonsence products to newly hired employ and ask if there in stock
26.take bets on he battle
27.attempt to fit in very large gym bags
28. (for boys/men) try on bras
29.play marco polo
30. attempt to play tag
31.when some one stops to look at something quickly grab there cart and take off with out thinking

If you ever felt...ALONE
If you ever felt...rejected
If you ever felt...CONFUSED
If you ever felt...LOST
If you ever felt...anxious
If you ever felt...wrong
If you ever felt...angry
If you ever felt...ashamed
If you ever felt...curious
If you ever felt...used
...then put this on ur page

Now look at this closely and tell me what you see...

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True story but not me!!!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile.

You know the question "If you could have ONE superpower, what would it be?" If you always answer "To be able to teleport myself into animes and mangas (etc.)" then Copy and Paste this to your profile, add your name, and your reason to want this power.

reason: because I want to tell naruto he is fucked in the head and email tyki mikk tyki x lavi yaoi doujinshi's just for the reaction (also I'm lonely in the cold cruel world that hates otaku's)

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

BEWARE OF BEDTIMES

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will kill a child in bhgrmegideshlikava with no legs, parents, or goats.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?

The polar bears will begin to disapear, and your skim milk will be replaced with whole milk.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

A star has 5 ends.
A square has 4 ends.
A triangle has 3 ends.
A line has 2 ends.
But a circle of our friendship has no end. Send this to all your friends
(including me if i am one)
If you get 5 back, you're a goodfriend.
If you get 10, you're popular.
If you get 15, I'M JEALOUS!! :D

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account