Author has written 3 stories for Life, and Humor.
Why hello there. Greetings humans, animals, plants microbes, robots, and extraterrestrial life forms. If you are reading this, then you have decided to look at my profile.
And BTW, I have a FanFiction account of the same name.
Name: Jesse, CPK are my last 3 initials. Do not ask.
Age: Old enough to have a FanFiction acount (barely). Fine, I am 14. Thats is what I love about the Internet. You can be a litte girl, an old creeper, or an insane asylum patient. And nobody would ever know. Or a teenage mutant ninja turtle, as my avatar might suggest.
About me: I like (books): Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Uglies, 39 Clues, The Hunger Games, Frog Princess, Sisters Grimm, and The Darwin Awards.
TV: I don't watch TV. (See "Music" for rant.)
Favorite Movies: Toy storys 1&2, 3 made me so sad, but I didn't cry, and the Hunger Games, that was so accurate to the book except for the Mockingjay pin.
Music: I don't listen to it. This explanation also goes for TV. I simply think its a waste od time, and rather idiotic. No, I am (sadly, I wish I was, that would awesome) NOT an extraterrsitrial life form, mutant, or robot. Nor am I from a sick or twisted alternative universe. End of story.
I am a FanFiction/fictionpress Addict. I read more than is probably healthy. I update whatver current stories I am working on quickly, usually write 1000-2000 words each day. I need a life. And I am proud of it.
I am a girl scout, I'm Jewish, and I'm also a vegetarian. I solemnly believe that if it can't be fixed with duct tape (I carry it EVERWHERE) probably isn't broke. Or you aren't using enough duct tape. I'm originally from Virginia, but I currently live in NJ.
My motto(s) is:
Come to the Nerd Side. We have Pi. May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Duct Tape fixes everything. On that note, silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies. That would be advice from my daddy dearest. Also from that end of crazy: no witnesses, no crime, no evidence, no time. And cash leaves no trail..
Friends: You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh, you jumpoff a cliff, I laugh harder.
I have Duct Tape and Silly String. I am therefore armed to the teeth. Be afraid, very afraid.
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