NefasSegador
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since: 09-30-12, id: 873688, Profile Updated: 03-22-13
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Horror, Love, and Young Adult.

WASSSUPPP! Mine name is NefasSegador. I'm a writer with multiple personalities. I write a lot in a notebook, but I never really share them with anybody. Now I will. My Oc's are people I have based on the multiple personalities I have. For those of you who didn't know Iive in lovely... California. Home of America's most populated stated. I also seem to have a knack for talking, speaking, typing, and killing in an erratic and before I even think kind of manner. For example the following is not to be offensive to any body, male, female, dog, cat, lamp, Seymours, Russians, red necks, Asians, explosions, bombs, Germans, Robots, adults, Geniuses, philosophers, fan girls, other Oc's, my Oc's, parents, pregnant children, gods, soon to be pregnant children, and pregnant elderly children. If you read that entire thing and PM about which I am I'll put you in a story.

FanFiction account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4190455/DiosSegador9898#

Gender: Male

Age: Let's see... I was around when the dinosaurs were just starting to be created

Hair Colour: White

RaCe: Alien

How many bones in my body: 1,313

Personality: Bi polar. I could be extremely happy one moment then be trying to rip your throat out with my teeth the next.

The answer to everything: PURPLE 'CAUSE ALIENS DON'T WEAR HATS!

Slogan: Hakunama WHAT THE FU-!

Catch phrase: No comment

Short Story: Let me tell you a story. Long ago there was a village hermit who everyday and night carried a lit lantern with him everyday. Then one day a guard comes up and asks why does he carry the lantern in the morning. The hermit takes a deep breath and replies "I search for a man who is pure of heart, body, mind, and soul. Now ask yourself are you that person?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bastard
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASEXUAL so I MUST be heartless.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I do love them all!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I never/rarely CRY, so I MUST be a heartless bastard.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. Segador

2. Diablo

3. Renee

4. Dean

5. Julia

6. Wizard

7. Conner

8. Helga

9. Dues

10. Dirk

11. Rafe

Add some random scenarios:

11 and 9 go to a dance:

"This is really nice." Rafe says then looks at an awkwardly standing Dues. "C'mon let's dance." She pulls a reluctant Dues to the dance floor. It was a slow song.

"I don't know how to dance?" Dues says.

"I'll show you." Rafe says then puts Dues' hand on her waist, while she wraps her arms around his next. They inch closer and closer

"Hey guys how are you. Oh." Diablo comes over and sees the situation, then quickly leaves smirking.

1 fights in a fight club, 8 and 10 are there for a date:

"This is beautiful." Dirk says, watching intenly at how a man was choking another man.

"Dah, this is real nice." Helga says sipping a slirppy.

"And our next challenger to face the "The Hanging Noose", the masked Assassin!" the announce yelled. The masked assassin walked out of the locker room and he was really...

"Oh my god is that-" Helga stared but was interrupted by the announcer.

"Introducing the masked assassin, Segador Kisai."

"Love should we stop him?" Helga asked Dirk, who was had his mouth way to open.

"No love, I think we should let this slugger fest go south for a while." Dirk said, his mouth still wide open. Then the starting bell rang, and the "Hanging Noose" and Segador ran at each other at full speed each wanting to land a punch. But Seg did it better. He ducked under the person's punch and punched him straight in the jaw knocking him out in one blow. The couple was aghast.

"Remind me never to mess with Seg love." Dirk said to Helga.

You see 3 and 7 making out in your bed room, what do you do:

"Hey guys did you hear about the..." I say enthusiastically opening the door, then turn around instantly when you see Conner and Renee making out. "Never mind, I'll tell Wizard" I still say enthusiastically.

You are being mugged in an alley, who comes to protect you? 4 or 1?

"Give me your money." the mugger asked with a knife out. All of the sudden Dean came running out wearing a onesy yelling something about how cheese will rule the world. The mugger so surprised at this slipped on a puddle and knocked himself out.

"Uh... thanks Dean." I say.

"Remember kids, Latin didn't come from Greek." Dean says before jumping through a black hole.

"WTF?" I yell.

1 and 2 are having a staring contest. Who wins?

"Seg this is child's play, you can't beat me." Diablo smirked. Seg just stares at him, his bandages a mask to the prying eyes.

"C'mon Segador you should just give up now." Diablo says hie eyes visibly starting to water. "S-s-see you can't stop me." Diablo blinks. "DAMMIT." Segador smiles and holds out his hand. Diablo passes him twenty bucks.

My OC Segador:

Gender: Male

Age: Somewhere between 17 and 22

Hair Color: White

Skin Color: A deep dark tan

Eye Color: Red or purple

History: Unknown

Distinguishing Characteristics: Wears bandages over his face, and around his arms. Has a cold stair. Unemotional.

Powers: Inability to feel pain.


1. Empty
The aftermath of deadly car wreck leaves Enoch Ali scarred and broken. He and his father later move due to money and depression problems into the ghetto. Now he was survive the persecution of a new school, life, and a job as a bouncer at a local club. Will this scared teen survive his life turned upside down, or will he join his lost family?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Published: 3-22-13
2. Fear Forest Stories
A collections of stories revolving around Fear Face and his cursed forest. Rated M for amateur gory deaths. Hints of action. Other Creepypasta characters will be seen through the story. Best read at night in the dark near a mirror.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Published: 12-16-12
3. A Girl in Pain
This is dedicated to dear friend of mine who was rejected from her crush. I gave her this poem to stop herself from hurting herself. I hope you all realize it's true meaning.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 12-14-12 - Complete
4. Fear Face reviews
This fear face. It's my own creepypasta. It's like a cross between Slenderman, the Rake, and Jeff the Killer. So here's Fear Face. If people want I can write an actual story with him in it.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-12 - Complete
5. Scars, Bonds, and Highschool Love »
This is the story of Segador Kisai. A scarred teen who lost the love of his life in an accident that scarred his face and body. Here is his story of him finding peace within him self, finding love, and how his bonds with his friends will never break no matter what. Told in first person. T for swearing, and later for suggestive themes. Also does contain humour, action, loss/comfort
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,137 - Updated: 10-18-12 - Published: 10-12-12