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1. Epiphanies

"Epiphanies," she said. "All you are interested in is epiphanies."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Published: 3-28-13 - Complete

2. Snowballs reviews

We crouched on the hill, throbbing with expectation, waiting to bombard the cars with snowballs..."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-13

3. Dance Class reviews

"She called you a jerk and a butthead?"

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-13 - Complete

4. Anagram reviews

"Is this another one of your Yelp discoveries?" She asked me.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-13 - Complete

5. The Rat

I looked out the window, speechless. We can't have a rat, I thought. Not on our deck. Oh, I knew there were rats in the city, but not at my house, not on my deck. No way. Something had to be done...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Published: 2-14-13 - Complete

6. The Blue Sox, the Swamp Hens and the Ocelots

The Swamp Hens' coach runs onto the field. He bellows, "The runner is out! The runner is out! He can't dive in this league! He can't dive; it's in the rule book! It is a RULE!"

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Published: 2-6-13 - Complete

7. Car Pool reviews

"This is a boring ride." I said, "anybody got any jokes?"

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-13 - Complete

8. Bench Press

"We were at the house," the fleshy man said, "and I just knew she was going to do it again."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Published: 1-31-13 - Complete

9. English Kitchen

Celia gave a dry laugh. "I can't think of anything I would less like to do. Word games, ughh. Now if you had..."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Published: 1-29-13 - Complete

10. The Streets of San Francisco

You can't really drive in San Francisco if you can't do a Divisadero under pressure..."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Published: 1-25-13 - Complete

11. Second Chances

"He just took the book and flung it?"

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Published: 1-23-13 - Complete

12. Beach Fire reviews

"Do you mind if I take some of your fire?"

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-13 - Complete

13. Ordinary Life reviews

The younger man was busy inspecting his face...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-13 - Complete

14. Sleep Apnea reviews

"They broke his jaw into little pieces?"

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-15-13 - Complete

15. Yelping the Dentist reviews

"I should write a Yelp review of my dentist? It seems so personal..."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-13 - Complete

16. Tuck in Your Butt reviews

My trainer is strong and gorgeous and has powerful legs. She waits until I am settled in my plank and says, "Jay, tuck in your butt..."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-13 - Complete

17. Call Back reviews

Every parent's nightmare: an audition call back for a child actress...

Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-13

18. Painting the Shed

"When Marvin was in high school he got into trouble at school and we decided to ground him for life but Annie wanted to get the tool shed in the back yard painted."

Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Published: 12-18-12

19. The Official Rules of Shotgun

Claiming the front seat

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Published: 12-15-12

20. The Girl Who Didn't Know What To Be reviews

Substitute teacher has a big surprise when she confronts a girl who doesn't know what to be

Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-12

21. Neck Business

Happy hour conversation about a difficult boss

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Published: 11-30-12

22. The Path

Running on a path. A fable.

Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Published: 11-27-12

23. Commuting With Gerda reviews

A new German au pair is an immediate authority on life in U.S.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-12

24. SideCar

SideCar is the People's Uber...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Published: 11-21-12

25. Kissing Goromi reviews

Dark Tales of Fish

Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-12 - Complete

26. Captain Jimmy's Wake reviews

Dark humor on a Boston St Patrick's Day

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-12 - Complete

27. Honeydipping

Summer job at cesspool pumping company

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Published: 10-20-12 - Complete