Err... Hello... I have an announcement to make before getting on with my profile.

If, at any time during my stories I offend you, I apologise. I have the unholy ability to offend people when I don't mean to. For example, If I shouted pasta, there will invariably be an Italian walking down the street! So, uh, sorry. I honestly don't mean it. This is probably defunct since I usually put a disclaimer about these sort of things, but still. There we go.

Not much to say about myself, really.

Don't do much writing.

What I do do is usually insanely dark.

That's it.

Sorry bro.

Fanfiction account (Bear in mind, stuff probably won't be updated often/ever again): http: // www . fanfiction . net / u / 3285029 /greygreenwolf

Deviant Art: http: // greygreenwolf . deviantart .com/