Let's Complicate a Simplicity
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since: 10-19-12, id: 877277, Profile Updated: 04-20-13
Author has written 9 stories for Young Adult, War, Romance, General, and Fantasy.

Memorize the rise and fall of water, baby. it's a new form of electricity, a kind of ecstasy between you and me. -Sarah Elizabeth Beisner on April the 14th of the year 2013 (MMXIII)

Hey, it's Sarah, poetry extraordinaire, geek of the week, lovely lady of football, track star. My mom calls me Geeky Deke, sister calls me Little Brat, fanfiction calls me Girls-Can-Play-Football-Too, Tumblr calls me Complicating-the-Simplicities, Instagram calls me sarah_beisner (follow me), but most people call me Sarah.I'm 13 years old, belong in an insane asylum, love the smell of cheese, and I particularly enjoy warm baths. Well that just about covers it. Read my stories, you little trolls!

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1. In Four Lines reviews
Each poem is only four lines. I hope you don't mind. I don't honestly know how to summarize this. Read and Review!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-13 - Complete
2. Mary Sue & Gary Stu reviews
Have you ever wondered the origin of the term Mary Sue? Here's a story about one quaint little family that many authors have used for their own purposes. Read and Review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-13 - Complete
3. War reviews
Remember you were warned? This can't go on. Read and Review! I'm not that good at poem summaries.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-13 - Complete
4. Illusions reviews
If stories aren't illusions, then what are they? You haven't convinced me yet. Read and review! I'm not that great at poem summaries.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-13 - Complete
5. Empire of the Ants » reviews
White stuff is spurring from Billy's eyes, Mr. Mohl is missing, and what's with those ants from Thailand? And what does it have to do with Billy? "We need to get out of here!" Jax yelled. "Everyone needs to jump out!" "But we're on the third floor. I might break my leg," Skye whined. Read and Review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-13 - Complete
6. Molly reviews
This is a poem about a little girl with a mental 'handicap'. Molly Isn't crazy. R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-13 - Complete
7. In a Way
Tyler shrugged, stuffing his hands into his pockets, and suddenly began finding his feet very interesting again. Lillie blew out her cheeks, "I just wish things were simple sometimes." Now Tyler looked up and raised his eyebrows, "Aren't they?" ONE-SHOT! Response to DoR Star Cross'd Round VII: The Bridge
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 1-7-13 - Complete
8. Sallimus reviews
The darkest days were after it The brightest ones before But now we're running out of it Burning to the core This is a end of the world poetry collab with worthwritingfor. Read and review!
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-12 - Complete
9. Tuesday Afternoons reviews
Nothing bad happens on Tuesdays. That's what Tristan Lockhart used to think. Up until the Tuesday of the wreck. Tristan aka Legs has to learn to survive, and getting involved with Raven, Rage, and Trench at the start might not have been the best idea. Then again, no one said good ideas were safe. Nothing's safe in a world where people will steal the place where you sleep. R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-12