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the first and formost thing that i need to say is this: the ghosts are in the bathtub and they have requested that you knock first!!!!!
i have been told i am a nerd, a goth,a hippy,and an animal rights nut but i do not fit into anybody's "cookie-cutter" personalities. i am no one but my own!!!!! so don't judge me and i won't judge you
i love invader zim and gir!!!! just thought you all should know that
couple more things you should no about me:
1. i love the art of facial reconstruction. I'm sorry if that scares you
2.i absolutely love the following shows: invader zim, aaah! real monsters, bones, all c.s.i. shows, ruby gloom, warehouse 13, doctor who, and monk
3. i dislike the idea of make-up therefore i don't wear it unless it is halloween. everyone is beautiful in their own way!
4. i can be morbid sometimes but then be extremely happy (kind of like the weather in missouri for all those fellow small-town girls)
5. last one! i hate the stories i write but i hope you like them :P
Bold the ones that fit you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic. I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch. I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake. I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off. I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor. I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too. I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut. I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that". I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm in COLOR GUARD, so I MUST be a whore... I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star". I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up. I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever
I act freaking CRAZY so I MUST be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I MUST be a party girl. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed druggie/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life. I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue I am QUIET, POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer SCI-FI and FANTASY , so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.
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