Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Action, Young Adult, and Historical.
Mkay, I hate to disappoint you, but I have INSANE writer's block as of 5/6/2013, and I have NO IDEAS!!!! *RAGE* So, yeah. I'm so sorry! I hate writer's block... *scowls*
Here's the link to my FanFiction page. I mostly write Big Bang Theory, HOA, Harry Potter, and the Hunger Games on that so, yea:
11 REASONS I LOVE ME SOME HARRY STYLES:
1) He's perfect. I can literally think of nothing wrong with him.
2) He's British, and for me, an American, meeting him is an impossible dream.
3) I love those curls of his. They're so durned cute!
4) I love his full name. Harry Edward Styles. How cute is that?!
5) I love his eyes, too. I swear, I get lost in them. Whoa, can you say cliché?
6) He can frickin' rock a bow tie! Seriously, not many guys can, but he works it!
7) He looks EPIC shirtless!! Someone needs to burn all of his shirts. Or hide them or something.
8) I love everything about him!!
9) He's an AMAZAYN singer!!
10) His style is EXTRADINHARRY... (WORST JOKE I EVER TOLD!!)
11) Did I mention he can rock a bow tie?
"Yeah, I hit like a girl, you would too if you hit a bit harder."
Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the halls? Just committed suicide a few minutes ago. The girl you called a slut? She's a virgin. That boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs? She's already being abused at home. The girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. You think you know them, but guess what, you don't!
There's a sports show called Outside The Lines. If you are one of the people that go, "THAT'S HOW I COLOR!" copy and paste this on your profile.
97 percent of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy & paste this on your profile :)
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick. :) Tehe...
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DA*N!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you for your number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks you for her number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds a*s that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!
How to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
I'm the kind of girl who does C.P.R. on a goldfish because it was drowning.
I'm the kind of girl that WISHES she was insane so that she could have an excuse to be the way she is.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.
Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:
Name without vowels- Shlb(Y) depending on your prefrences.
You single?- Heck NO!! I got a boyfriend!!!!
Favorite number?- 69
Color you wear most?- Blue, I guess.
Least favorite color?- Beige. (Yuck >P)
Favorite candy?- Reese's Cups!!! (MMMMM. Peanut Butter)
What do you smoke?- I am 13! So, nothing. Or do I?!
Are you happy with your life right now?- Depends, are you?If so, then yeah. If not, oh well.
Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? You're kidding me, right?
What is/was your favorite class in school?- Recess
How do you make money?- A machine in my basement (Kidding!!)
Are you outgoing?- It varies.
One word to describe you?- Absolutely Freaking Adorable (Wait, that was three words.)
Favorite pair of shoes- My Converse with the neon yellow insides and blue strings.
Do you own big sunglasses? They're Disney Princess but yeah.
Where do you wish you were right now?- CANADA!!!!!
What should you be doing right now?- Writing a report for school.
If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand)
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.
So many stupid people, so little duct tape.
I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Jacob cries, Bella dies. Potter all the way.
The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, ONE DIRECTION!!!
would you like to have a side of EPIC with that FAIL?
"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."
"Believe in magic, you Muggle!"-Howard Wolowitz, Big Bang Theory
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers!
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No is isn't. This is scary! Slow down already!
Guy: I will if you tell me you love me...
Girl: I love you, now SLOW DOWN!
Guy: Give me a big hug now.
*gives him a big hug*
Guy: Wait, take off my helmet, it's bothering me. Put it on you.
*She takes off helmet and puts it on her head.*
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.
You have a Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter, I have a FictionPress. Copy this onto your profile if you have a FictionPress profile!
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the "pointy hat trick".
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”
30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.
38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting
39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.
40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane
47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy
48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.
52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.
53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.
54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.
55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.
56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down.
57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.
58) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
59) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
60) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
61) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
62) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
63) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
64.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
65.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
66.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
67.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
68.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
69.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
70.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
71.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
72.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
73.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
74.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
75.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
76.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
77.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
78.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
79.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
80.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
81.)I may not have a private army.
82.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
83.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
84.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.
85.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
86.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
87.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
89.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
90.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
91.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
92.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
93.) - Especially not all of them at once.
94.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
95.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.
96.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
97.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
98.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
99.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
100.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
101.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
102.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
103.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
104.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
105.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
106.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
107.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
108.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
109.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
110.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
111.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
112.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
113.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
114.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
115.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry
116.)I will not charm a poster of myself on Draco's wall, no matter how much I know he wants it.
117.) I will not put tape on my nose and tape my nose to pull it up and say I'm impersonating Voldemort. It's tacky.
118.) I will not ask Voldemort if he is starting a "noseless trend".
119.) I will not say noses are over-rated in front of Voldemort.
Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
That which does not kill me had better run damn fast.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
i couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
I think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix
Oh, good morning. I see the assassins have failed...
I would chop an arm off for you! Maybe not mine, but someones.
I'm NOT a diva, I'm just high matinence.
THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Kissing is healthy.
Pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
"You! Off my planet!!" (I got that off of truelylostandfound's profile)
If you hear the song, Sexy Back and think, "What? Bringing Sexy back? Bitch, please, Sexy never left! I'm right here!" copy this onto your profile.
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