Salutations, whoever it was that clicked on my profile.

Here, you will find information about my stories or poems.

Scratch that.

Here, you will find random things I feel like posting on my profile. Yeah!

Okaaaaay, but first things first.

My name is Jenna (JEH-nuh) and obviously I write. No duh. Apart from writing original stories, some may also see me skulking over in the world of fanfiction.

I enjoy, um, eating candy, writing (No duh again), fangirling over things, eating candy, and fangirling over things. Or people.

Oh, and I am madly in love with Legolas (from Lord of the Rings).

I wish the characters in Lord of the Rings were real so I could be one of them. (Heck, I wish I could be WITH one of them)

So! This is the end of anything important I have to say, apart from "Please review my poems, cause poems almost always get less than two reviews, plus I would like constructive feedback".

Also, PM me! I will PM chat with practically anyone.

Eh, first, I will post my favourite sonnet from one of the greatest bards ever lived.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And Summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometimes declines,

By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd

But thy eternal Summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

Now shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Anything below this is complete and utter redundant stuff, but you are definitely welcome to read on. Especially if you share my love for random crap and fangirling.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

--Girlish--

[x] I like at least one shade of pink (If red is a shade of pink, then yes)
[x] I don't like being messy (Not that it stops me from trashing the house)
[ ] My belongings are organized
[ ] I don't like rock music
[x] I like wearing accessories
[x] Bright colors amaze me
[ ] I hate black
[x] I go to the salon once a week
[ ] I comb my hair almost all the time
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
TOTAL: 5

--Boyish--

[x] I like wearing baggy pants
[ ] I play video games
[ ] I like Akon
[ ] I like wearing jackets with hoods
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores
[ ] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
[ ] I would go bungee jumping
[ ] I like being sweaty
[ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
[ ] I always wear perfume/cologne
TOTAL: 2

--Nerdy--

[x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[ ] I enjoy studying
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I'm a straight-A student
[x] I've never skipped any class in my whole life
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in
[ ] One of my favorite subjects is science.
[ ] I like reading mystery books
[ ] My assignments are passed up on time

TOTAL: 3

--Emo--

[ ] I am crazy about the color black
[ ] I sit at the corner
[ ] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes
[ ] I like heavy metal rock music
[ ] I have a lot of problems in my life
[ ] I don't that talk much(or so my teachers say)
[ ] I don't have that many friends
[ ] I barely have fun
[ ] I barely go out with my folks or friends

TOTAL: 0

--Childish--

[x] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
[x] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
[x] I watch cartoons
[ ] I love to invent words only I understand
[x] I sleep with a night light
[ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters
[x] I like being with my family relatives
[ ] I take bubble baths
[x] I like Spongebob!

TOTAL: 6

So I'm more of a kid than a girl... hmmm, that explains it :) Actually that explains a lot.

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All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

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